"I don't care
What the people are thinking
I ain't drunk,
I'm just drinking."

Sen. Warren addresses the sock puppet in the room.

Him and about 30% of the US population...

Years, not weeks

The Aides Keeping the President in the Dark Donald Trump’s advisers are treating him like he can’t handle the reality of the war in Iran. They might be right—but that fact is a danger to the constitutional order.

The Demented Boy
In The Bubble

"During a national-security crisis, top advisers decided the commander in chief’s presence was a liability. This incident is only the latest example of how Trump’s aides have been trying to keep him in the dark and build a protective bubble around him."

Karoline Leavitt Says She’s ‘Not Sure’ Why Media Doesn’t Believe Trump When He Says He’s Going to Do Something White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt told Fox News host Sean Hannity Monday evening that she was "not sure" why the media did not believe President Donald Trump when "he says he will do someth...

White House press secretary mystified why people don't believe demented serial liar yelling out the upstairs window all day.

Ken Paxton sues Democratic donor platform ActBlue Paxton alleges ActBlue allows improper donations from people outside the United States and those who have already hit the mandated donor limit.

Antichrist Mini-Me & Texas AG Ken Paxton sues anyone who won't donate to his loser Senate campaign 🙄

Mexico's Sheinbaum demands explanation after US officials die after operation in Chihuahua Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum says she was unaware of any collaboration between the U.S. and local authorities in Chihuahua after four officials died in an accident over the weekend.

Secret Trumpistani cartel operation in Mexico is
Breaking Badly

Like nothing anybody's ever seen before!

Trump and other top Republicans will read passages in a marathon Bible event President Donald Trump and many of his conservative Christian supporters are participating in a marathon Bible reading event.

So Beelzebub is going to lead a bunch of war-monger Republican charlatans in a marathon Bible reading. Hope they're using a fireproof book.

It's like nothing anybody's ever seen before! 🫪

So they’re losing $500 million per day, while we’re spending $1 billion - $2 billion per day.

Ain’t that some shit?

Probably gonna slide into view in about two weeks...
along with that substitute Obamacare plan 🙄

Albert Collins and the band at Buddy Guy's Legends club. YouTube video by Fernando Blues

The Kash Patel theme song:
I Ain't Drunk

FBI Director Kash Patel sues The Atlantic for article that alleged excessive drinking FBI Director Kash Patel has filed a $250 million lawsuit against The Atlantic magazine and its reporter Sarah Fitzpatrick, contending its article posted last week that talked about his alleged excessi...

"I don't care
what the people are thinkin'
I ain't drunk,
I'm just drinkin."

Warner Bros. Shareholders: You’re Being Lied To (vote is Thursday) It is 11:15pm Saturday night and I am in the SEC’s EDGAR database, which is a sentence I never thought I would type twice in one month, and yet here we are.

Yah, and as you might expect, the fix is in. Oh, also, co-owners of this monopoly will include the Saudis among other Arab nations.

What's doom for the GOP is joy for real Americans.

But don't jinx it by suggesting Trump & sadistic auxiliary brain Stephen Miller can't concoct anything more abhorrent than what's been done so far.

Declaring an emergency, declaring the midterms nationalized, overseeing voting via Gestapo...

Oh nothing, just Stephen Miller constructing an excuse to nationalize the midterms and use the Gestapo as polling-place guards...

Texas to conduct its own ibogaine clinical trials The state’s effort will get a boost from the federal government thanks to a new executive order from President Donald Trump.

Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick won't even let Texans buy hemp sandals anymore, let alone cannibas gummies. Yet he's about to shell out $50 million in tax $ for state-run research into the benefits of illegal psychotropic ibogaine.

Probably nothing could go wrong with this plan, so no worries 🙄

Yeah but what were we really going to do with healthcare subsidies, affordable fuel & free trade anyway? Probably just fritter it away.

Warner Bros. Shareholders: You’re Being Lied To (vote is Thursday) It is 11:15pm Saturday night and I am in the SEC’s EDGAR database, which is a sentence I never thought I would type twice in one month, and yet here we are.

Birth of an American
media monopoly

Dow futures drop 400 points as Iranian war tensions escalate: Live updates President Donald Trump on Sunday said the U.S. had fired on and seized an Iranian-flagged cargo ship in the Gulf of Oman.

Apparently the Trump family will be droppinh some more bombs on your Mom's retirement account tomorrow. But look at the bright side - Don Jr. & the Beaver are probably gonna make a few hundred thousand from "well-placed" bets.

Traders placed over $1bn in perfectly timed bets on the Iran war. What is going on? Suspicious wagers on the US-Israel war in Iran are creating huge windfalls and raising concerns among lawmakers

Who's placing inside bets on Trump's war?

Huh. Some guy named Donald Trump Jr. is an investor in Polymarket and sits on their advisory board - reported in August 2025 by CNBC

The Constitution’s Forgotten Term Limit on Military Power A forgotten constitutional safeguard limits military funding to two years. Reviving the Army Clause could restore congressional control over militarization.

Inconvenient law created by our founding fathers that would've prevented all this.

"Constitution? We don't need no stinkin' Constitution!"

Hi-diddle-dee-dee
A pirate's life for me!

We blow up the boats
And we steal all the oil
Put soldiers in cities
On USA soil

Hi-diddle-dee-dum
A pirate's life is fun!

FBI Director Kash Patel vows to sue The Atlantic over alcohol abuse claims Kash Patel recently made headlines for chugging a beer after Team USA won the gold medal in ice hockey in the 2026 Olympic Games.

"I resemble that remark!!" he shrieked.

Can concur.

When simulation becomes the norm, it weakens the human capacity for discernment. As a result, our social bonds close in upon themselves, forming self-referential circuits that no longer expose us to reality. We thus come to live within bubbles, impermeable to one another. Feeling threatened by anyone who is different, we grow unaccustomed to encounter and dialogue. In this way, polarization, conflict, fear and violence spread. What is at stake is not merely the risk of error, but a transformation in our very relationship with truth.

Pope Leo:

Please, sir, can you save my neighbors by killing them some more, and may I spend another 12% of my income on gasoline?

(Have you even stopped to thank a Republican*once* today?)

"Thank God we have a president who allows his personal Gestapo to shoot random Americans in the face until they're dead, while spending half a trillion on a war that destroyed our retirement accounts, all paid for by gutting Medicare & Medicaid! And thank the Republicans for $5 gas, too." 🤡🤡🤡