Guys relax, they’ll totally be sold if he’s confirmed

Also tho did anyone imagine any other scenario was possible

lol *weren’t

Can’t speak for everyone but I come to the apps to earnestly debate the finer points of electoral policy in a doomed fascist empire a year or two off from running out of potable water while the ocean currents are in the process a stopping. How about u

I wish all of us were pretending we don’t need to form community mutual-aid organizations for basic needs like food, rent, car-repair etc & instead just say act like we’re fine until we die

Who else excited to die of anthrogenic heat stroke or flood or both simultaneously this summer

Remember when it was national news that that woman bit Trump’s dick

‘We were terrified they were going to kill us’: fishers who survived US boat strike speak out An Ecuadorian fishing crew describe their ordeal as victims of Trump’s purported war on ‘narcoterrorists’

A group of Ecuadorian fishermen survived a US drone strike, were detained at gunpoint, phones wiped, ship blown up, disappeared to El Salvador, then released without charge. “They knew we were fishermen. Even the Salvadorian authorities said things had been handled very badly.”

Getting a temperature check on my Porches to Die Under options

Getting a real-estate agent to put out some feelers for me in the Hole To Crawl Into markets

yiiiikes

Who up taking umbrage

Bespoke Hoovervilles was def on all our 2026 bingo cards

Don’t acts of kindness rule

Well they already did the Oprah everyone gets bees thing, can’t wait to see what they cook up next

THe TeChNoLoGiCaL rEpUbLiC” lol this Palantir twitter mAnIfEsTo might be the most 12yo-just-read-the-Fountainhead-but-failing-history loser shit I’ve ever read, unfortunately it is written by an extremely rich person with military contracts

This institution has really lost its gravitas. Back in my day the FBI director would have the decorum to just direct agents to covertly psychologically torture journalists into a retraction and, if that didn’t work, stage their suicides

It’s a shame Alex Jones has no marketable job skills now that he owes all that money to the hundreds of people whose lives he ruined to boost ad revenue for a podcast

Here’s the crucial takeaway to this discovery: none of this will affect our lives at all

Not coming until u install a 25-foot-high jungle gym of pure unpainted steel

New post tho
www.patreon.com/gabbyschulz

Jack Black still hasn’t recovered from his humiliating Getting Doug With High ep

DARVO irl

“Yeah, this conversation is over.”
-Guy at the beginning of another 7-18 hours of rageposts

U can tell nothing matters anymore bc I’ve started jogging shirtless

Once again shadowbanned for one random comment pointing out logical fallacies of some random person with the word Logic or Logician or MasterDebater in their username

From a standpoint of pure Logic it’s categorically false that we are witnessing someone having a mental breakdown on bluesky

My favorite Logic stratagem is Yelling Insults At Groups of People

The problem with using that screen name is it makes a tautology more awkward than it should be

What is the difference between “I don’t follow rules” and “I follow rules when they make sense” tho