a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face Alt: a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread:

Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

By the rules as written, a paladin with a weapon in one hand and a shield in the other can cast a spell with both somatic and material components, but cannot cast a spell with somatic components and *no* material components.

a cartoon character from south park is sitting at a table and saying `` i 'm gonna be '' . Alt: GIF of Eric Cartman from South Park saying "I'm gonna be totally famous."

My mental avatar of Donald Trump is just Cartman singing the "I'm gonna be on television, I'm gonna be on television" song over and over.

If you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation

Chekov’s gun does +2 inevitability damage

I've been a space nerd since I was a little kid, so I think everybody assumes I'm giddy about Artemis. The truth is that since Pathfinder and Sojurner proved how good we can be at sending robots, I've always been much more excited about the uncrewed missions.

The best way to watch the Artemis II launch is on C-SPAN Yes, that C-SPAN.

Did you know there's a way to watch the Artemis II launch AND support what remains of our civic institutions?

www.popsci.com/science/how-...

Does anyone do what they love anymore? The internet is everything and now anyone can do anything, yet they do everything.

Talking about the MLM-ification of content creation and losing the recipes of folks doing what they love.

Well, we're one year closer to Futurama head-in-a-jar technology.

The Toyota Celica is coming back – and it could be a hybrid | Autocar Toyota GR marketing boss tells Autocar a bigger four-pot is being considered due to emissions

AND THERE IT IS.

www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/new...

400 horsepower, all-wheel-drive, hybrid Celica.

GTI, please make it a few more years. <3

Strong showing early at PAX from Cat Secretary. There are dedicated buttons for "meow" and "bat", and I managed to knock over a vending machine during the office orientation.

Today at @officialpax.bsky.social 's Make-A-Strip Panel, @cwgabriel.bsky.social shares some art tips! #PAXEast #Drawing #Art #DrawingTips

When this got to me, I started setting up lists. I have a list of makers, a list for car stuff, a list for gaming stuff and a list for friends I actually know in real life. Then when I want maker content I go read my maker list, etc. I hardly ever look at my unfiltered "following" feed any more.

Mountain lions are ambush predators, who pounce on you while you are reading their sign

Lookin' at you, Honda.

Waymo Incident That Trapped Harassed Passengers In Car Is A Reminder That A Person Driving Is Still A Person, But An AV Is Not, And Why That Matters - The Autopian What happens when a Waymo finds itself in a dangerous situation where it needs to escape from, but can't because of its own rules?

Good points are made 🤔 Waymo Incident That Trapped Harassed Passengers In Car Is A Reminder That A Person Driving Is Still A Person, But An AV Is Not, And Why That Matters www.theautopian.com/waymo-incide...

Eddie Van Halen Used His Lamborghini Miura On 'Panama,' Here's What It Looks Like Today - Jalopnik

Van Halen's Lamborghini Miura has been restored to its original glory, including several modifications specific to the rock star.

When I was in high school, my Dad and I put a water pump on my 1976 Civic in the parking lot of a McDonald's.

50-Year-Old Helio Castroneves Will Try To Win The Indy 500 For A Record Fifth Time - Jalopnik

Good luck to the Brazilian aiming for a fifth. I'll be there in May cheering for him.

Another cancelation of an electric car I don't want, another sign that it'll be a longer time before I see an electric car I do want.

Conan Introduces the Evening's Announcer, Matt Berry YouTube video by ABC

So, a bit with Conan O'Brien in LA and Matt Berry in London...with transmission lag. I'm pretty sure O'Brien and Berry both understand comedic timing pretty well, so this must have caused them physical pain. Thoughts and prayers. youtu.be/0IT76uhjk9c?...

I saw "MJF Tribute" as the #1 trending topic and thought Michael J. Fox had died. #trueStory

Fellow Xers, it has come to my attention that we are boring as hell

It starts really strong. Season 1 is fantastic. Going past about the midpoint of season 2 kind of depends on how deeply hooked you are. It requires the ability to enjoy questions that won't be answered.

Deflector shields holding, Captain.

Damn, dude. These legitimately hurt.

That's disappointing. Not because I was planning to buy one, but it doesn't bode well for the industry for something this hyped to get its plug pulled (so to speak).

I'm guessing it wasn't Trump's aim for everyone to stop innovating except China.

I have long thought I should report Gabe, but I don't know who I would report him to. www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/0...

<3 I built a Cupcade to give my sister as a birthday present - still one of my finest gift-giving moments.

You're trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are you?