throatzilla nancy reagan

so sorry to agitate you, cookie dough 😔

why does spotify think it’s appropriate to play Misery Business on the train at 7:27am

walked all the way to laina’s office just to tell them, “if ____ and ____ [managers] don’t stop talking about their juice cleanse, i’m going to kill myself, then proceeded to leave with nothing more

only thing that made me laugh out loud today

i love men

someone just asked me if my outfit is for a kink event or a rave and i immediately replied ‘yes’

terrible influence

when someone thinks they can hurt me but i survived being a couple’s third in a toxic marriage 👊🏻😤👊🏻

you’re telling me,,,,

that this SHRIMP????

fried this rice????