Posts by Craig Alexander
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Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet…
It reads: “Iran is only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.”
But, as they used to say in those Popeil's Pocket Fisherman ads, there's more . . . .
The FEMA Director claims to have been teleported to a distant Waffle House.
The former DHS Secretary used federal funds to purchase a love plane so she had a place to bump her uglies with her lover (an employee).
The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.
The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.
The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.
It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.
Haha 🤣
File under: Demented old man threatens to take down the church that has 1.42 billion adherents (over 17% of the world's population).
What the actual fuck….
"Despite [Trump's] boast earlier [yesterday] on Truth Social about addressing a "BIG CROWD," the turnout was sparse and underwhelming."
The man who used to fill stadiums couldn't even fill a church at last night's Turning Point event. I love this for him.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
The Iranians are playing this brainsick dullard like a yo-yo.
When your key players fail, you bench 'em. And they'll be "ridin' the bench" until they prove themselves.
When comes to JD, you couch him. And he's back to ridin' the couch, so to speak.
Time to relegate JD to the couch!
Cuorvidae are crows, ravens and Pied crows (black and white)
They are the most intelligent of all birds. This is a Pied Crow having fun as he found a way to slide he repeated this over and over!
Tailor Bird sews leaves together with plant fibre to form its nest!
Mr Clark apparently isn't celebrating. Your reckoning may be around the corner! Prayer is going to be as effective as it is for school shootings!
Happy Disbarrment Day, John Eastman!
I'm guessing we're enjoying this more than you. And we'll go on enjoying it, you rancid fuck!
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/15/u...
Seems like they could’ve had this at a coffee shop
Since Trump has trouble distinguishing what someone in the medical profession looks like, here is a picture of a lifesaving professional.
"The Oval Office" sign must be so Rump remembers where he is!
If Pope Leo remains “WEAK on crime,” his chances of getting reelected Pope go wayyyyy down
And god's plan for you, Gonzalez, involves a lot of slow roasting!
Too bad Greg Phillips little teleporting incident didn't result in him ending up in the waffle iron at Waffle House!
Nipple Of Baby’s Bottle Pierced For Authenticity
Nipple Of Baby’s Bottle Pierced For Authenticity
I wonder if Sadie knew just how far away her Mom really was ❤️
TT: reuters
Should be part of his next test.
How is he healing the women he raped, the children he sexually molested, and those who suffered due to his spewing of hate?
Looks like JD contracted Trump's "fecal touch"!
2 touches in 2 days, both failures.
First, campaigning for Viktor Orban, Second, negotiating with Iran.
Stick with couches, JD!
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/12/w...
BREAKING: Hungary just saw a stunning political shakeup. Opposition leader Péter Magyar says Prime Minister Viktor Orbán personally called to congratulate him on his victory, marking the imminent end to Orbán’s long grip on power.