🎧 DON’T DO ME LIKE THAT! 🤚🏽
~Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers~
🎸🎶🎹🎵 I was talking with a friend of mine
Said a woman had hurt his pride
Told him that she loved him so, and
Turned around and let him go
Then he said, "You better watch your step…🎸🎼🎹🎶
youtu.be/XbMsdCMC_N0
Mother fucking predator that one, stay away, very far away.
I miss casual sex.
I stopped believing but the song just went on and on and on and on anyway
But can your soulmate do THIS?
*pops a wheelie on my BMX*
Today I tested positive for needing 7 cups of coffee & an entire lasagna
I hate coming to terms with things, I should just be able to cast a fireball instead.
My name is Bond,
US bond. ☀️
what did reply guys do before social media. were you all out there just typing out your shitty opinions and mailing them to people
Brave, very brave!
🤣😉🐱
Duly noted 😁
You don’t use the bluesky mutual confidentiality clause, and it shows.
It’s getting weird in here
I don’t cry on social media about my problems. I go to the bar and drown them like an adult
Shitposter is so crass, I'm an *excrement author*
emotionally, I'm the half eaten apple I found on the back of the toilet in the mens room
Long story short, Uranus makes me giggle.
There’s no shitposting like Friday shitposting.
Maybe we missed those skills growing up. 🤷♀️😂
Isn’t that the truth.
People who can say..
Thank You and then move on effortlessly after receiving a compliment..
instead of awkwardly performing disheveled word backflips whilst executing gyrating gestural gymnastics..
are some fucking mythical life forms right there
Bravo you!
Category 5 posting event underway.
Is it just me, or are there a boatload of narcissists out there?
😄
Try to put a tariff on this hog