pro: finally got a new phone and my dad bought it
con: i miss her so much

my ancient iphone that still charged by lightning cable exploded and stopped recognising its own battery while i am in asia btw

acab should include tech interviews

i love being assamese man i ate rice in like 5 different forms this morning

Coming to an oomf near you…

linktr.ee/jaboukie

oomf and i about to get that bag soon

i got a cortisol spike from texting the cortisol man, i am not like other girls

i didn't get it at first and now i do thank you

my first etsy witch left etsy and now this on is ghosting me, this is hell

like he just has commitment issues let’s have some grace and kindness for the bare fucking minimum

mom caught me talking to a guy i shouldn’t be talking to and asked me why i keep doing this and I was kinda like… at least when i talk to my therapist about this one she doesn’t immediately identify coercive control!

my parents love to take me on treacherous roads to look at something, usually the thing is pretty but the roads are treacherous

"why do i live in your head rent free" because i am a maoist... i mass murdered the landlords in my head

why do i still miss that evil boy omg

this is what beautiful funny and smart women‘s posts start looking like after they get their aura sucked out of them by an energy vampire bf

i will send a crate

yes i gotchu

going to india y’all need anything?

tbh i don’t even watch it I just like all y’all’s posts 😭😭

i did this for two years and now i cry on public transportation 💅🏽

the world is such a dark place for us high swag disorder people, pancake

i was modelling this actually

im sorry this is the best i could do

got so emotional because i saw an instagram reel of a heterosexual couple with 0 swag gap and i just have too much swag for that to be possible for me

you're welcome beautiful indian woman

i only get shown fat women and slutty tattooed men, maybe you need to search "beautiful indian goddess who looks like me ootd" and "eboy thirst traps" more regularly

why is his burn so red omfg

i was having a weird week so my friends made me hotpot

idk what this means you are an orange cat why would people hate you

i tricked my way into a postdoc and now i got my haters (supervisors) so mad