Treating myself

My UB stance is very biased and I don’t intend to grow, learn, and change. I’m the republicans of magic the gathering. Send tweet

You have to give her a belly rub

I’m back on Bluesky…hmm

Yessssssss I like how you think

Ways to abuse this card (and please add to this list)
-fling
-brion stout arm
-ruthless technomancer
-Jarad, golgari lich lord
-Ziatora
-blade of selves
-Akromas memorial

Add to this list bc if this card is going to exist you need to know how to abuse it

#magicthegathering #mtg #finalfantasy

Who is from New England who wants to be invited to my New England Nerd discord?

Dun dun dunnnnnn

Happy day after Christmas, the most disoriented day of the year

Foil sliver overlord acquired…sliver deck is coming along

Anyone have this card? I need it and would love to make a deal

There should be a dating app for mtg players where you can set your preferences to the format(s) you play and the power level you play at #imagenius #magicthegathering #mtg

Modern players rn

According to the DSM V, Sociopaths are characterized by disregard for social norms, deceitfulness, impulsivity, irritability, reckless disregard for safety, constant irresponsibility, and lack of remorse. Please, if you know a mono black player, urge them to seek treatment #magicthegathering #mtg

You just want to see oko in tights

MTG tip of the day: tutors of all kinds should be in your deck. Search that fucking library!!! Go fetch those lands!!! Get ya fucking win con already!!! #magicthegathering #mtg

if you have a full grip of cards and are decent at bluffing you’re in a very commanding position especially since eldrazi like to shuffle your graveyard into your hand lmao

Its ability to scare people into not targeting you with spells is wicked fucking cool

Welcome to the eldrazi titan deck, ulamog the defiler. I just love a bad boi #magicthegathering #mtg

They really did not need to ban my boy

In a society where, during our formative years, mainstream media conditions us to believe that superheroes and “bad ass” Bruce Willis types practicing vigilantism are The Good Guys™️ who take down the Greedy Bastard™️ corporate types…yeah of course people rally behind Luigi #luigimangione

If you’re upset about Witcher IV protagonist being a queer woman I am so excited to tell you that you actually can just not buy the game and shut the fuck up #thegameawards #thegameawards2024 #TGA #tga2024

Everyone has their favorite guild but simic players will literally go door to door trying to covert you to the values of value and begin a holy war over their blue/green devotion and I am one of them #magicthegathering

Damn shawty I thought your character got killed off like eight chapters ago well uh welcome back!!! Your plot line was wild but I was glad it was over #mercuryretrograde am I right

#magicthegathering hot take of the day is that miirym is actually the superior dragon commander. Ur dragon and tiamat are for the higher tax bracket to show off their fancy WUBRG mana bases. Listen, what’s better than one dragon? TWO. FUCKING. DRAGONS. Fight me @thecobbgoblin.bsky.social

I’ve decided to use this platform for absolute degeneracy

The sliver commander who needs a hear me out cake

I’ve never been one to want to play cedh but… I could be persuaded by daddy ob nix uwu