Candlemass - Bewitched YouTube video by PeacevilleRecords

I don’t know why YouTube autoplays Bewitched by Candlemass after like every video I watch but I am not complaining

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A bearded dude with glasses and a nose ring giving a thumbs down while frowning

I feel like if you have a terrible bronchitis-sounding cough you should not be working out in the gym!

And you should cover your mouth when you cough!

And you should wipe down the equipment you use!

And you should be thrown into an oubliette!

Workout ruined!

Everything I primed today!

Some space marines in dark green, to be painted up as Dark Angels for 40K

Some House Goliath gangers for Necromunda

Some Skaven for Spearhead

Some Fyreslayers from Age of Sigmar just for funsies

A screenshot of groceries in the Aldi app. The entry for bananas has a picture of raw ground beef.

Go home, Aldi. You’re drunk.

A bearded dude with blue hair, glasses and a nose ring giving a thumbs up in front of some Warhammer minis

time 2 prime

A screenshot of a notification from Pinterest saying “A beautiful life is your calling”

A screenshot of a Pinterest board of Necromunda and Mordheim terrain

I love getting this notification from Pinterest about a beautiful life being my calling and it’s pretty much always a wall of miniature crumbling ruins and wretched mutants and undead for Warhammer

Oh sick, I gotta get one of these

A chubby bearded dude in a black hoodie with glasses and a nose ring holding up a big hemp tote bag

The temperature and humidity are pretty dang ideal for spraying primer on miniatures today, and work is SLOW

So I hauled a tote bag full of Warhammer stuff to work with me!

A copy of the Battle Book for Warhammer Fantasy Battle circa 1996

I have acquired ancient lore (I read that there’s super cool territory control campaign rules in here where like if you lose territory you get pushed into a new area so a player who loses still has cool stuff to do)

She is my sillybillybabyboo and I love her so muuuuuuch

A collage of selfies I took with my cat, who is grey and white, and visibly annoyed in each picture

Absolutely overjoyed that my iPhone made a special collection of my selfies with Beebee, who HATES selfies, and it titled it “best friends” even though it looks like only one of us is friends with the other

I’m going nuts trying to strip old primer off space marine minis. Everything I try either does nothing or it melts the minis into plastic gloop.

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

Sorry, I saw the cartoony slop thumbnail and like immediately clicked “don’t recommend this channel,” I don’t think to look closely at the name of the channel

Why in the world would I watch your Warhammer painting tutorial if the thumbnail for it is obviously AI slop and not, I dunno, an example of the end result of the thing you’re showing how to paint

A sassy looking grey and white cat

I started compiling a document of all of Beebee’s nicknames

Mimbus Bimbus
Smeep Smoop
Stinky Minky
Bingobongo
Bingobango
Little Miss Babyham
Mrs. Sillybillykittybeans
Mrs. Fishes
Dorothea von Wunderbar
Juliana Scrambletoes

they got the Church of England supporting the Pope now

An Isharann Soulscryer miniature and the back of the packaging for it. A bald elf in a robe with a pointy claw and some fish friends.

I’ve been gluing Warhammer minis at my desk and sometimes my boss walks by and asks what they are

Today I told him about the wet elves who hate their dad

I personally find envelgments very important

Steps 6 and 9 just not existing is hilarious

So much about this is extremely funny but steps 8 and 12 being the same entry with slightly different icons is maybe my favorite part

“Envelgments”

A screenshot of the convention map for Games Day 2003 in Chicago

Going through old issues of White Dwarf and randomly came across the map for Games Day 2003, where one friend of mine witnessed another have a medical event and collapse between the Mega Battle and 40K pavilions, years before they’d meet and become friends

Screenshot of White Dwarf 284 article on making a ruined farmhouse, showing the finished project

Screenshot of White Dwarf issue 284’s article on making a ruined farmhouse from foam board, showing each step

I’ve learned that my Warhammer+ subscription grants access to the Warhammer Vault, and while I’m sad that it only goes back to like 2003, there is still a wealth of old White Dwarf issues there to look through for terrain modeling articles

It is impressive to me that my cat, Beebee, knows her real actual name considering how many very weird nicknames she has that are nothing like her real actual name

Oh, this guy?

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A high rise building model made of XPS insulation foam

Found this on Pinterest and two ideas immediately came to mind-

A Necromunda scenario based on the 2012 Judge Dredd movie

A Cyberpunk Red: Combat Zone scenario based on the Trauma Team comic mini series

incredible that the lifelong Catholic in this specific situation is The Pope

On this date in 1986, I met with Games Workshop about their plans to develop a Warhammer roleplaying game.

Over the next four years I developed and codified the Warhammer fantasy IP and co-created the acclaimed Enemy Within Campaign.

I'm available to consult on your game IP. Drop me a DM!