Two sentence horror:
I went to sleep on my bed.
My bed full of knives.

Pen pineapple apple PORN!

I think it’s messed up Anna from Frozen ends up with that manwhore Kristoff instead of the character she truly has the most chemistry with — Olaf. #DateTheSnowman #DateAndFuckTheSnowman

I was mostly opening this app for a while to check on Toby Fox’s page for deltarune info, but since ch 3 & 4 came out I’ve checked here way less

How often are you actively picking up Bsky? Do you use it with Twitter as well?

we all exist due to hype moments and aura

The main reason i open this app is to see if toby fox is saying something new about deltarune

Money is the only thing that matters in this world. It buys happiness. And it grows on trees

I know what you’re thinking……no seriously i KNOW what you’re THINKING

haha that’s great now can we talk about something i care about like architecture

i truly believe the game of basketball would be ruined if they introduced a 50 point line

i love video game controllers. I like to press buttons, joysticks, triggers, etc.

sometimes there wasn’t even any cool math. Sometimes it was all games

Okay fine i admit it. I love to run and jump and play.

i have to lose my way soon. It's an essential part of the hero's journey

REDsky

“do you mind?”

yes. i Mind

has anyone checked on Schrödinger's cat

He ate someone

of course the tiktok ban and the gavin situation are happening at the same time. But they don’t want us talking about that do they?

my taste buds are my judicial branch. They decide whether the food is good or bad, judiciously

I wouldn’t give a mouse a cookie. Because once you give, all they know how to do is take. When I was a kid I had to walk through 3 feet of snow up a hill to get to school

When I die all my memories will be transferred to this book and the first person to read it will cease to exist as I inhabit their body

*looking at one-armed man*

Dude you almost have no arms left. Seriously bro your arms are almost completely gone

Asking the psychiatrist for “the whole menu”

Let’s see how the gays feel when i start eating them. Yes I mean cooking them up and eating them

The NBA should allow spells

I wouldn’t want to stay in a hostel i’d rather stay in a friendly

Generational wisdom