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Posts by Alanná Celeste 💎

Everybody HAAAA-AAAAATES DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

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being an adult is exhausting.

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After France, Denmark is moving too: its Digitalisation Ministry plans to phase out Microsoft, switching to Linux and LibreOffice in the coming months. The goal is clear—reduce dependence on a handful of global tech giants and strengthen digital sovereignty.

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Driving through Berkeley on the way to the city. Just passed an overpass and the great big sign on it said only, “SHE WAS 13.“

Oh, my, the next overpass had the same sign.

Bless the resistance and everybody who works in it.

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Support these data centers: SCHOOLS, LIBRARIES, BOOKSTORES

Support these data centers: SCHOOLS, LIBRARIES, BOOKSTORES

Happy National Library Week! 💙📚

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A dog stands on a table, posing next a basted peak lapel sport coat. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.

A dog stands on a table, posing next a basted peak lapel sport coat. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.

A dog sitting on the floor, posting next to a basted blue tweed sport coat with notch lapels. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.

A dog sitting on the floor, posting next to a basted blue tweed sport coat with notch lapels. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.

A dog sitting on the floor, posing in front of a wall where three tailored jackets are hanging.

A dog sitting on the floor, posing in front of a wall where three tailored jackets are hanging.

A dog poses on a table. He's surrounded by a tailor's measuring tape.

A dog poses on a table. He's surrounded by a tailor's measuring tape.

Every time this tailor posts a photo of their workspace, it looks like their dog is a tailor and he's showing off the garments he made.

IG z.o.e.y.a.t.e.s

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Can we stop lying to young people? Some people will never find "their people" and that's okay. It's a very difficult path but it's not at all abnormal or worth deprecating oneself, especially considering the costs of belonging somewhere you do not.

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Remember when you could just be on the internet and post in forums without being a fucking content creator?

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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to tell everyone to go fuck themselves and I rescued a cat who wants the same thing

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The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

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The *new* Paul 👀

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Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

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The "O" is for Onion. I'm going to pronounce it "In-funyun-wars"

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we live in complicated times, cowboy

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That last image 😪

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Struggling to get $200 every month as an artist is NOT steady income my guy....with NO BENEFITS.

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The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...

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Lovely Bird Songs 🎶

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A hundred years ago, the U.S. had a nationwide network of short-line railroads that connected most urban and rural communities. By the 1940s, most of it had been dismantled ... by the barons of the auto and oil industries. 😑

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Remember when you could just be on the internet and post in forums without being a fucking content creator?

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*most of that sh*t should not have happened

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a little girl in a red jacket is laying on a brick sidewalk covered in leaves Alt: I might actually scream if someone looks at me the wrong way 😩 a little girl in a red jacket is laying on a brick sidewalk covered in leaves

It's the way I cannot tell if today's rage is because the indecisive weather, world events, celestial events, or luteal phase😩😩

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Perfect for the curriculum I'm developing 🍃 woobox.com/ecbtgv/rp6118

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Honestly, the Unsafe People outing themselves for the past decade has made my life hella easier

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I am CRYING! 😭

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People will proudly vote for a known sexual predator three times and then wonder why they are still single 🙄

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It's feels positively distopian that right-wing cranks have pushed the entire conversation around infectious disease so far right that it is considered newsworthy to print that the CDC pick supports vaccines.

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I finished the book I was reading and it's too late to start a new book without risking staying up all night 😫😫😫

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A word 😩

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4. Touching up my tan lines on the beach

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