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Posts by Jorts

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NOO STOP YOU'RE OVERFILLING IT

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Target will sell you a 40 of peanut butter but not a 40 of mickeys

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🤔

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happy Saturday friends

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Rochester Mills Red ale with like 3 bubbles of head on top. Looks like a glass of apple juice. Cmon guys...

Rochester Mills Red ale with like 3 bubbles of head on top. Looks like a glass of apple juice. Cmon guys...

weakest head I've ever gotten on a beer

3 weeks ago 10 0 1 0
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epic people be like double dribble please

3 weeks ago 7 1 0 0
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Step Your Game Up, by Jorts 2 track album

NEW MUSIC
Step Your Game Up, a song commissioned by @soraeee.bsky.social for TPE3, out now with an extended mix

jortswubs.bandcamp.com/album/step-y...

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oooo yeah

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Disco pop jorts remix

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the champagne of beers in the champaign of Illinois

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For me, it's the bus

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RIPpin it

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Oh yeah the s2240t rocks

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Aw Hell Yeah Dude Aw Hell Yeah Dude (AHYD) is the Saturday house party thrown every RIP. There will be drinks, food, music, beer pong, video games, and most importantly, awesome people.

I'll be pulling up to RIP15 to spin some tunes at AHYD... come thru

www.awhellyeahdude.com

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not me explaining BL and heated rivalry to my gf's dad

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boutta get my shit yunked

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Holy shit that sucks so bad

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How come it's jakazid and not jakazed I thought he was British

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Systemically gaslighting the rest of the world that the superbowl is about enjoying superb bowls of dips for chips and crackers and other dried processed carbohydrates

2 months ago 8 1 1 0

TIL too, as someone who has purchased irresponsible quantities in Europe

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We hit 1000 followers on Bandcamp!! Thank you so much for all the support

To celebrate, we are doing some giveaways of our full digital discography

Like and repost for a chance to win! 2 winners will be selected here, as well as 2 on Twitter and Instagram

2 months ago 13 10 2 1
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results after 7 months in the kick making dungeon

2 months ago 8 0 0 0
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Probably some combination of life events, mental health, dissatisfaction with my output, and winter tbh but motivation to work on music is getting tougher to find

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I'm starting to play with JUCE for VST plugin development and the DSP math is forcibly folding new ripples into my brain

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I have to imagine. I'm just wary of language like "we reserve the right to remove any music on suspicion of being AI generated" without elaborating on what really constitutes a "suspicion". Worst case would be trolls reporting content in bad faith and the overlords not performing due diligence

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

EXTREMELY reassuring
But the language is vague... Is SynthV ok? Is ozone's AI assistant ok? If your music is falsely flagged, can you contest it?

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New years jpop funkot

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New years resolution: take more shits

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