The New York Times once again sanewashing Trump's narcissism and dementia.

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Only days ending in -y.

For a lot of right-wing Christians, the only part of the New Testament they've read is the Book of Revelation.

They likely support it.

Even some American Catholics will support Trump attacking this particular pope.

A road lined with protesters.

NO KINGS

BREAKING:

Joe Kent, the Director of the National Counterterrorism Center and an election denier, just resigned from his role — citing his opposition to Trump's war with Iran.

"I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran."

This is the same dumbass who thinks we should build a Dyson sphere to power AI.

I can't wait!

Loved you in Southland, loved you even more in Gotham.

The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th 🍿🤑🤣

As I've said in the past: MAGA is defined by its selfishness and cruelty.

This is why Trump pressured Gallup to stop doing presidential approval ratings.

Newsom’s message to the Democratic Party: Be more ‘culturally normal’ | CNN Politics California Governor Gavin Newsom sits down with CNN’s Dana Bash to talk about the future of the Democratic Party. He says the party should be “less prone to spending disproportionate amount of time on...

Part of the problem with Gavin Newsom is that he's a stupid asshole who listens to stupid asshole right-wing podcasts and invites those stupid asshole right-wingers on his podcast and all of this stupid asshole influence leads him to believe and say stupid asshole right-wing talking points.

Third set grows out of your forehead like a narwhal.

A chart from this week’s newsletter: Guess who’s footing the bill for the tariffs!
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They’re hypocrites about everything. They don’t actually believe in anything except power. Basically nihilists.

This reminds me of Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor’s Nemesis System.

UCLA said no to Trump's abusive demands, went to court, and the govt is backing off.

Harvard said no to Trump's abusive demands, went to court, and the govt is left sputtering.

Columbia, Cornell, and Northwestern giving in was a big mistake. If only there were lessons against appeasing fascists.

Trump administration drops appeal of court order blocking $1.2-billion UCLA settlement The Trump administration dropped its appeal of a major higher education case in which a federal judge blocked its $1.2-billion settlement proposal to UCLA over alleged civil rights violations. It will...

This is a genuinely huge, sweeping victory today for the University of California—or rather, for us, its faculty, acting through our faculty associations, while the UC itself maintained a strict policy of deer-in-headlights silence.

The Trump admin has given up its appeal of a powerful injunction:

Hegseth to US military: if you get into MIT, we won't let you attend because of the risk that you will be exposed to ideas hostile to MAGA when you study there.

Trump Rages at Bad Bunny—and Accidentally Exposes a Big MAGA Weakness MAGA’s hatred of the Super Bowl halftime performer reflects a hubris about what parts of the culture are “theirs.” But those assumptions are proving more wrong every day.

Trump is badly losing the war over ICE, not just on the streets, but also in the culture. As Bad Bunny shows, this has become a culture war unto itself. Trump-MAGA's initial hubris has been utterly deflated.

I've got fresh data illustrating the point. 1/

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White House ‘can’t guarantee’ ICE won’t be at polls The federal government has historically recognized polling places as off-limits for immigration enforcement precisely to avoid deterring lawful voters.

Will ICE be at your polling place? The White House won’t say no.

Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt refused to rule out immigration enforcement at voting locations this fall, admitting she “can’t guarantee” agents won’t be present.

How TrumpRx drug prices compare to generic alternatives Patients could save more buying non-branded copycat drugs, even if they don't have insurance.

More than half the drugs on the TrumpRx site have a cheaper generic version on the market.

Pristiq, an antidepressant, is available with a TrumpRx coupon for ~$200 for a 30-day supply.

A generic version is on GoodRx for less than $30 and Mark Cuban's CostPlusDrugs for $16.65.

Kid Rock’s ‘MAGA fest’ cancelled after nearly all its acts pull out

BREAKING: Kid Rock’s “MAGA Fest” just got CANCELLED after nearly ALL acts bailed 😂🎸

Even the lineup said NOPE to the red-hat vibes.

Shinedown, Ludacris, and more walked — turns out unity > division.

MAGA music scene in shambles! 🔥 #KidRock #MAGAFlop

wait wait wait ...

TUMBLR.

THE PORN BAN GUY FROM TUMBLR IS GOING TO RUN THE WASHINGTON POST.

Look I've been pushing back on the idea that Bezos is intentionally sabotaging the paper but COME ON this is a man who thought he could just take the boobs and dicks off of *Tumblr.*

FAMU can't use the word Black on anything posted around campus related to Black History Month, to stay in compliance with Florida state laws against DEI. Black students can't use the word Black at their Historically Black College during Black History Month.

Bezos has rejected multiple offers to buy the paper, and his CEO ignored an offer to spin off the sports and local news sections.

The Epstein files provided more support for something we’ve known for quite a while:
Rightwing billionaires understand that control of media outlets gives them power.

Bitcoin reaches record high of $75,000 as traders bet on Trump victory Republican candidate is seen as pro-crypto and price of bitcoin has followed his position in the polls

If you bought Bitcoin when Trump was elected and held onto it, congrats, you’ve lost money. But don’t worry, I’m sure the price will go back up. Our President says we have the hottest economy in the world. You can trust him; he’s a convicted frsudster.

Ah! Thanks!

Wait, isn't Beard the lawyer for the plaintiff? How would he be the defense attorney?