Claim: Mamdani will destroy New York City. False: Rapidly rising sea levels will destroy New York City. Claim: Mamdani is a communist. False: Any real communist will happily spend six hours explaining why this isn't true. Claim: Mamdani adheres to an extremist interpretation of Sharia law. False: Mamdani remains honor-bound to the ancient samurai code of Bushidō. Claim: My uncle says Mamdani will abolish the entire NYPD. True: Your uncle does say that.

The average person doesn’t give a fuck if AI has some niche use where it actually excels if used properly. In fact, that is what a tool is *supposed* to do and none of us will have a problem if it is used like that. What we see is AI fucking up real life in a massive way.

Salute to an all-time tweet

Blurry picture (real) of a horse floating through the air

on my way to get a second ice coffee

Lacroix from Vampire Bloodlines

It’s like it saw a picture of a sand boa and said “That! Yes!”

I have a creepy feeling this might end up prophetic

stop doing transphobia at Caitlyn Jenner.

I'm late to the party on "For All Mankind" but all the references to North Korea were China in the original script right?

'People's Republic of Korea' - there's a word missing in that name.

I should rewatch that movie. I always thought Cage did a better job with the two characters.

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

Cancel Reply Forbidden Jay Bluesky is made with Al, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code Can you ask them to stop?

Asking the forbidden question

Not like Phoenix Wright where he shows up in court with no knowledge of what is going on as a defense witness, then goes to the scene to investigate?

Illinois Becomes First State To Require Haircut Leave While Bob Grows Out SPRINGFIELD, IL—As the landmark bipartisan legislation passed into law Thursday, Illinois became the first state in the union to mandate paid haircut leave while an employee’s new bob grows out. “Effe...

This is more than legislation. This work is personal to me.
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Weird way to couch this

A tweet with a page from a Chick Tract attached. Text: As a cashier I receive many church pamphlets, and this one made me audibly wheeze. Image is a male teacher pointing to a picture of an ape with the text underneath reading “daddy” Text: Satan also uses education

Evolve me harder Daddy! 😫

For 40K fans - this is the Zuck Inferior

Mayor Zohran Mamdani behind the counter of a bodega in The Bronx, flanked by various people. A journalist with a microphone labeled “Shop Cats” is standing in front of the sales counter, and holding the mic up to a black and white cat sitting on the counter next to bananas. The cat has an expression like in the famous “Sir, are you aware that you are a cat” meme

“Sir, are you aware that you are a cat, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani is standing right behind you?”

The Pope has never had a #1 record. The Pope has no idea how to make a hit record. I think maybe The Pope should take a seat and listen to what Phil Spector has to say.

pope leo is weak on crime lmao. sometimes priests wear a cape type situation but he’s not batman, dude.

Four women have come forward to accuse Eric Swalwell of sexual harassment. Sources say that it will take at least 5 more for the congressman to obtain Donald Trump‘s endorsement in the California gubernatorial primary.

man standing up in town hall painting

i think it’s good that Al Franken was forced to resign

Can a plastic mail-order sex doll be a wiling adult participant in a relationship? Normal people say no but we spent 1600 words talking to Wayne, who lives in his mother’s shed outside of Indianapolis, to take the proposition very seriously, because we have grave perceptual and analytic deficits.

I know it was you, Fredo. You BROKE MY HEART

The 28th Virginia battle flag is a Confederate battle flag that belonged to the 28th Virginia Infantry Regiment. Captured by the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment at the Battle of Gettysburg, the flag was brought to Minnesota and exhibited at the state's capitol for several years before passing into the permanent collection of the Minnesota Historical Society after 1896 where it has remained since.

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up.

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I mean I’m rarely called upon for diplomatic prowess or anything but it kind of seems to me that a key deal point to nail down in any ceasefire would be which specific fire is ceasing

Once-Adventurous Salmon Can’t Believe She Ended Up Moving Back To Birthplace, Having A Bunch Of Kids

Once-Adventurous Salmon Can’t Believe She Ended Up Moving Back To Birthplace, Having A Bunch Of Kids theonion.com/once-adventurous-salmon-...

Grampa’s not going to get any better at driving in the next two weeks. Time to take the keys away.

Peaky Blinders no posting that you can go to jail over no fucking posting that you can go to jail over

I didn't make this, but it needs a reposting.