A plant-shaped dildo with distinct concentric leaves on a windowsill among real plants.

the same plant toy on a banister among some gems and plants, with the outer layer of leaves peeled away to reveal another layer.

the same plant again hanging in a blue macrame sling, with both layers of leaves peeled away to reveal a central stem and bulb. it's in a terra cotta colored silicone pot.

Aloe Virile is available! It's a plant-themed dildo, dilator, and training toy that lets you choose its girth. It's my most advanced design to date, and a perfect way to celebrate ten years making silicone toys for you all.

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Made kimchi pancakes! #DoctorsWhoCook 🍽️ #goodlunch

gave them what I had, but still at $125/600 needed by tomorrow morning end of day! everything helps 💞

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Alex sits across from a woman at a table who reads from pamphlet "OK, so the rules of this game are: 1. players move around the baord in a counter-clockwise fashion..." Alex thinks to herself "this board game woman is tedious, but her dating profile indicates she's a real freak in bed." Her expression remains placid as the speech bubble containing the endless rules recited by the board game woman collapse Alex's face. Later in the boudoir, Alex is in fetish gear with the board game woman who says "alright, let's do this." She then picks up a pamphlet and reads "the rules of this are: 1 players move around the board in a counter-clockwise..."

Adults like it for sure too, but it's def for younger teens haha

It's 110% very much a younger audience from what I've seen on tumblr like too young for Helluva Boss or whatever

For RobinWeek Jason Todd Day: Babysitting
Jason Todd/Damian Wayne, Mar'i Grayson & Jason Todd, Mar'i Grayson & Damian Wayne
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They never have Liz's hat wahhhh

We go way back

Sunday morning my mother was in great health.

Sunday afternoon she had a violent aneurysm.

Today, after tests, I refused further work and ordered palliative care. She is in hospice.

Her wishes were not to suffer with mental impairment or in a hospital bed.

I am awaiting the call.

This is your reminder that it's been ten months since the assassination of Melissa Hortman, her husband and her dog, and there hasn't been even a hint of justice for her family, friends or colleagues.

A baby raccoon

A baby raccoon

Meanwhile
A timeline cleanse:

I went to change my snow tires to summer tires this afternoon...

And discovered I've got a raccoon nursery in my shed.

the doctor told me that a lot of the times the air bag actually makes stuff *worse* too so it's like a lose lose in all areas of it

glad you're okay. I've only had little fender benders (and a couple of totaled cars I walked away with minor injuries) and it is still fucking traumatic
soreness makes sense though, I've been to the ER 2x cuz of the bruising/etc from the seatbelt more than any other injury, and one of those times

Is this your fault, or the other person's fault? Because if it's the other person's fault, you need to sue (it's usually like under $10k and it's the insurance company, so person won't actually be losing any $$) and they paid for some treatment for me when I got rear ended as well but I'm really

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take the hint

day three of this bird fucking screaming trying to get laid

Not all that shocking Harris is playing footsie with Tucker Carlson now

Just so we’re clear. Tucker Carlson was/is OK with:

- Denying the results of the 2020 election
- Masked paramilitary troops beating and killing American citizens
- Concentration camps housing immigrants
- Supporting an admitted sexual assaulter and adjudicated rapist

Don’t fall for his bullshit.

Tucker Carlson apologizes for 'misleading' people on Trump: 'We're implicated in this for sure' The former Fox News host, once a prominent supporter of the president, has been vocally opposed to how the president has handled Iran.

Tucker Carlson apologizes for 'misleading' people on Trump: 'We're implicated in this for sure'

I'm losing it

Video: Honshu flying squirrel with its butt planted in its food dish, intensely focused on machine-gunning their dinner.

[via Saitama Zoo]

lmao

Isn't ghb what Clavicular was doing when he overdosed?

Also, unrelated lol where are they getting ghb

Ruby Bridges being on social media rn is why I’ll never not cuss a mf out when they say “it happened so long ago”

like many, I avoided publicly complaining about staying home during the peak Covid years because I didn’t want to be associated with the MAGAs running around infecting everybody at the time.

but it’s been 6 years and I’d like to believe we can now talk about how it was both necessary AND hard.

people talk about it to me all the time—why? i break the taboo by being the only person they know who masks in public indoor spaces 🤷‍♀️