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Posts by César
Keir Starmer’s wife this morning packing his angry eyes, just in case
Skye Riley > Mother Mary
Fight me
That is cursed tweet and I’ll never be able to erase it from my mind
Abso-fucking-lutely not interested gAI thanks 🤢
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Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."
Agreed, either way when you’re “brand” (such as it is) is were the good guys, we do standards not like the “other guys” this is fucking terrible and might be what does him in
NASA’s Artemis II Reveals the Basin in Full
For the very first time, the mysterious Orientale Basin has been fully photographed. Thanks to Artemis II, humanity now sees the Moon in unprecedented detail, reminding us of the endless wonders beyond Earth. 🛰️
BlowJOB?! No, it’s a blowpassion, a blowhobby if you will. I would never perform oral in the capitalist mindset
Lunar Closeup from NASA Artemis II Gallery https://www.nasa.gov/artemis-ii-mobile-wallpapers/
🚨: NASA just released this closest image of Moon ever taken by Artemis II .
The clarity in insane in this view.
posting this 'ol thing again for no reason
The religious experience that was Rosalia turning an arena in a mass with a giant speaker pouring smoke as it swings above the crowd like a giant incense burner
Hot take, we could solve the manosphere and male loneliness epidemic if we brought rock music back
Just give boys an outlet to jump around garages with a guitar and their mates, doing angsty semi-melodic screams
When the Italian Fascists look at your Fascism™️ and say "Yeah no thanks"
Says a lot about her/the times we live in that I felt the need to fact check this cuz it could totally have been true
BARK BARK BARK
I am once again shocked, shocked I tell you, by this turn of events none one could ever have predicted
OMG that comments section is UNHINGED
2026 Razzies Worst Wig goes to...
Campaign for coriander to be labelled on all menus so me and the other 20% of the population can stop getting a mouth full of soapiness followed by picking through our plates
Counterpoint, fun to be condescending to non iPhone users tho 🙃
New character posters for Dune: Part Three have dropped ahead of the first trailer tomorrow!
Here's a look at the sci-fi epic's star-studded cast, from the return of Timothée Chalamet and Zendaya to newcomers Robert Pattinson and Anya Taylor-Joy.