i have amended my calendar to show my upcoming events by hour instead of just by day. i have a free 30 minutes at 5:30pm on Saturday if anyone is about!

i cnt function

i was not ready for how good slayyyter would sound with a full live band at her coachella set

SNL UK was great. it feels like they've given a bunch of funny young writers the run of the place and it's good to see comedy on TV without the usual lot like romesh / james acaster / katherine ryan in it. and wet leg were good and wolf alice are on next week. target audience reached.

how would they instead manage the excess demand on specific trains on busy routes if you remove these?

1271 minutes wait for a train? where I'm from you have to wait at least 3000 minutes. talk about London privilege 🙄🙄

they just push notificationed this with reference to an £120 day out. i think this cost is so obviously meditated by the fact that it's on panoramas credit card that I'm surprised they've gone with this ?

'We can't justify a £52 lunch': Middle-income families cut back on fun as prices rise A household with an average income of £55,000 has cut spending on leisure activities by £40 a week, offical figures suggest.

fair play to this family who got the BBC to cover their £175 pizza express meal on starters, sides, the most expensive pizza express mains with extra toppings, alcohol, and desserts, for a write up about how bad the cost of eating out is, they played a blinder here

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

the amount of AI features built into new flagship phones is wild. eg using text prompts on photo apps so you can ask Gemini to edit your photos extensively. Once people's phone contracts expire and a large proportion of the population have these features the battle is so lost

i thought it was really cool that there were lots of functioning coffee machines built into the front of residential houses in Bulgaria

$T LOSER (DEMO)- SLAYYYTER stop stealing my soundcloud swag

i am so easily pleased
on.soundcloud.com/CERhpLbY562n...

timothees comments are just not that deep ...

does the total amount really matter that much unless you become a high earner though? it'd be better reform the % you pay back rather than disparity between total costs depending on the amount of maintenance loan you took

i renamed it to 'fagwotsit' at some point when i was forced to. can't i be homophobic in peace

turns out my original YouTube account (along with a bunch of old videos) was removed from the platform for hateful language in my username :(

🥲🥲🥲

the four-man bobsleigh event is so silly. just four hench dudes in this huge tank-like bobsleigh that takes up almost the full width of the track

have a lot riding on the potters bar weather forecast for 3-5pm today

something has been on my mind for around 3 years.

does anyone ever *not* wash their face with water and re-moisturise in the morning.

sometimes my skin is glowing in the morning and i wash it away. but if i don't wash it away, will it look bad and oily later in the day. i do not know

summer has begun

going for a little bike ride in the sun (because i had the afternoon off work) has healed me

i am standing at the GE doing nothing as per ;(

this was a clan dedicated to killing kbd in varrock guard armour for the one curious person (in 2007 not 2004*)

logged into old school runescape tonight and got a message from someone saying 'look who's back'. I ask who they are. they tell me we were in a clan together in 2004. (I was 7). i remember. he directs me to his youtube channel from the time. this is the best night of my life

so sad for Roxxxy. especially after being left at a bus stop as a child :( #thetraitors

I did not come here to see twinks

The introduction of posts-people-have-liked appearing in the reels section of Instagram is harming my reels experience

had a gas and electricity safety inspection. ever since, we've had no hot water or heating, and I can't contact the property management company until 9am on Monday 🥲

according to the alt text it's actually a Narrow strip of pavement due to pavement parkers

getting a rice cooker for £22... might be the best investment I've ever made