Bluesky Has The Juice

more like The Art Of Bore by Sus Tzu 😂 💤

there seems to be confusion re: my Detroit tigers-themed jazz fusion group, Al Kaline Trio, & some other band

just to close the circle *hands u A Perfect Circle cd*

i’m not proud of the person i become on Diablo Dusted Chicken Nuggets

I’d like to see a lane open up for Kevin hart in 2026

weed is a gateway drug that gets u to try tv

😇 rip. crossroads, I’ll see u there, etc

grindset means u don’t do anything half-assed. everything must be Fully Assed 🙏🫡 💰

call me Louis Rich the way i talk this turkey (and get this money)!

many are saying this!

reading your posts

cher: do u believe in life after love

witness: do i believe in life after love?

cher: I can feel something inside me say “I really don't think you're strong enough, no"

witness: i don’t-

counsel: objection. badgering

no easy way to say this: Jamie From Progressive has washed ashore along the Strait of Hormuz

unc found unresponsive at Marshall’s

sixers should have to put down a deposit to be in the playoffs

Nick “Naughty” Nurse

🎵 how u like me now 🎵 *splits pants, falls thru plate glass window; passes away*

Fundido’s Way: Tex-Mex, Pacino-Style

booty had me like

just found The Juice i needed to lock in. wasn’t even that hard

Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl

re: EOB 4/17/26

there should be a rock & jock-style softball meetup for late 00s/early 10s weird Twitter guys

Jabba The Sus

i worked through the night to mitigate The Noid’s sophisticated Distributed Denial-of-Delivery Service (DDoDS) snack attack 🍕

ATTN: SECRETARY HEGSETH

My warrior wife cannot eat her meat peel or regurgitated dog food without shredded cheese

what if i told u about another “copilot,” a wingman always ready to field life’s toughest prompts,