So who is the bandwagon team for Red Wings fans?

A weasel that was shocked to death. You know what NHL team likes electricity and hated Detroit in 2016? Who needed a plan in place to sabotage a Game 7 if it had come down to it?

Tampa Bay Lightning.

You thought Steven Stamkos was having surgery?? False. He was in Geneva.

WAKE UP.

The weasel that shut down the Large Hadron Collider in April 2016 is the reason the Red Wings haven’t made the playoffs since then.

Typical Pens

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but I'm different. I'm better. Better than the gods even.

TIGERS WIN

A calico cat

Is baby

My Bluesky was never gone. Maybe I am the rightful president of the United States

Sports are good

FINAL #Tigers

HOW BOUT IT

LET GOOOOOOO

We’re an 8th inning team?

The Pope should stick to sports 😒

Me, making fun of the Oilers for wasting McDavid: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me, watching the Wings wasting Seider: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

That was an absolutely amazing montage to take us through the last 29 years of Detroit sports broadcasts. You crushed it @jigawattmcfly.bsky.social

WE LOVE YOU MICK

Chris Osgood dressed like Satan’s lawyer again

Now I am not doing it

Everyone: woohooo top of the standings playoffs here we come!

Red Wings:

I was close

sports are bad

FINAL #LGRW

You’re welcome Ken

Larkin bad karma

Mickey Redmond middle finger

Jay shoutout!

PULL THE GOALIE

Mick is thinkin bout that grout

Always.

“There were 8 on the ice buts its game 82” lmao exactly

Worst at the business of scoring goals

Our boys are the best in the biz

Really gonna have some no name tag guy score the last goal of the season for the Wings

Sometimes it’s one side sometimes it’s the other I keep em guessing

Gonna have a bad time

Let’s Go Red Wings