Day one in the books, let’s review the film

Lower48 Standings Alabama Alabama 6681.21 Arkansas Arkansas 838.77 Arizona Arizona State 14629.34 California Stanford 28912.58 Colorado Naropa University 3695.64 Connecticut Connecticut (UConn) 1538.93 District of Columbia Georgetown 535.21 Delaware Delaware 353.38 Florida Florida 7319.03 Georgia Georgia 12871.68 Hawaii Hawai'i 1589.6 Iowa Iowa 2080.54 Idaho Boise State 432.9 Illinois Illinois 3551.11 Indiana Notre Dame 8990.28 Kansas Kansas State 1424.63 Kentucky Kentucky 775.12 Louisiana Louisiana Monroe 2212.09 Massachusetts Boston College 2065.15 Maryland Maryland 1789.74 Maine Protect Trans Kids University 77854.78 Michigan Michigan 52682.12 Minnesota Minnesota 2590.62 Missouri Missouri (Mizzou) 953.85 Mississippi Mississippi (Ole Miss) 555.01 North Carolina North Carolina (UNC) 2960.07 North Dakota North Dakota State 535.01 Nebraska Nebraska 1886.73 New Jersey Rutgers 525.79 New Mexico New Mexico 90.53 Nevada Nevada 615.95 New York Syracuse 1215.81 Ohio Ohio State 9862.15 Oklahoma Oklahoma 3831.64 Oregon Oregon 1256.47 Pennsylvania Penn State 41374.58 South Carolina Clemson 1247.25 Tennessee Tennessee 4089.53 Texas Texas Christian (TCU) 6445.32 Utah Utah 1832.48 Virginia Washington & Lee 22256.64 Washington Washington 3142.35 Wisconsin Wisconsin 6355.08 West Virginia West Virginia 486.44 Wyoming Make Spencer Eat Cheese University 272.9

Insets of NE and DMV

Alaska standalone

Hawaii standalone

Once more before bed.
Charity Bowl State Champs as of 04/20/26 at 21:24:47

#charitibundibowl

the edsbs charity bowl has now raised more money than the entire amount the sugar bowl foundation gave to charity last year ($435,600 on $74 million in net assets)

Oh I like this suggestion: if I’ve ever sent you jerky, please donate what you would have paid me for it to the Charity Bowl and say it’s because TW jerked you off fundraise.givesmart.com/form/9bJ4vg?...

EDSBS Charity Bowl Benefiting New American Pathways

Let's try something silly. I'm a traffic engineer, and if you donate $25 in the #CharitibundiBowl to Western Michigan, I'll answer a question you have about traffic lights.

www.edsbscharitybowl.com

The Dead Bird Rabbit Hole — Outside/In Want to know how hundreds of millions of birds die every year? Just look out the window.

I was listening to this episode today

Donated $18.96 plus fees to the #CharitiBundiBowl for the birth year of my great-grandma, Pauline Redlich, who brought over hundreds of Jewish refugees during the Holocaust by signing affidavits of support for all of them with the same $10,000.

@newap-georgia.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

It's a heavy traffic week

Rank Team Donations 1 Protect Trans Kids University $76,616 2 Liberty $0

Unofficial from the custom matchup tab

There's a great ICYMI episode called Wikipedia is the most human place on the internet

Thanks, Douglas! Your card on Apple Pay has been billed $25.66.

tedcruzeggs.com Active Forwards to: https://www.edsbscharitybowl.com/ Provider:

So I forgot Squarespace auto renewed my ownership of tedcruzeggs.com

In honor of that occasion/accident, I went and donated $25 dollars again (the amount of time “eggs” was uttered in that After Dark episode)

@newap-georgia.bsky.social

Feel better soon 🍌

There was a goose on the field at Wrigley, they played on

Wat

Jäegermeister cup 4eva

Donated $34.32 (plus fees) on top to the EDSBS Charity Bowl.

$34.32 (plus fees) is in honor of the Greatest Moment In The History Of College Football and my Appalachian State Mountaineers.

New American Pathways' HELPING REFUGEES AND GEORGIA THRIVE Thanks, Jamie! Your card on Apple Pay has been billed $78.02. [image of Spencer hall]

My (1) Clemson donation for a 7-6 season (+fees)

DIAL SHOWING $416,949 RAISED FOR NEW AMERICAN PATHWAYS

Great first quarter team, keep making your blocks and tackles

Hell yeah lunch

He's around today liking skeets

Rank Team Donations 1 Protect Trans Kids University $65,977 2 Michigan $45,646 3 Penn State $40,427 4 Stanford $27,413 5 Washington & Lee $22,000 6 Georgia $11,705 7 Arizona State $9,274 8 Ohio State $9,106 9 Indiana $7,337 10 Texas Christian (TCU) $6,445

gobsmacked

RAISED SO FAR $357,562 OUR GOAL $1,000,000 TOTAL DONORS 992

I …

🚨hi, I don't mean to alarm anyone but

we're tallying Day 1 of #charitibundibowl offline donations (that's everything that comes in via someplace other than GiveSmart – paper checks, corporate matching gifts, etc.)

and there is a school prepared to make a SUBSTANTIAL leap ahead of Michigan 👀

GOOD MORNING.

The 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl is now live.

#CharitibundiBowl

www.edsbscharitybowl.com

Rank Team Donations 1 Michigan $9,023 2 Arizona State $8,798 3 Georgia $6,093 4 Protect Trans Kids University $5,224 5 Baylor $5,133

[eyes fill with black liquid] C O N S I D E R

Happy birthday Lira!

*The rhythms of Lindsey Buckingham stirring in the distance*

🎶 Charity Bowwwwwwwwwllllllllll🎶

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How the US became America : Throughline In the late 1890s, the United States fought wars and backed independence movements around the world. By the time the fighting was over, the US emerged as a new global power —and with it, a new identit...

How to hide an empire: start doing colonialism and stop referring to yourself as the United States and instead call yourself America

I don't really think yellow cake uranium and quaint haunting go together