YESSSS DO IT (goats rue too)

the thing about having a big fat belly is that people really dont get just how satisfying rubbing it is

turning a big dial taht says "Incest" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

look i'm not gonna take a moral high stand on the whole alex incest thing, i'm a little freak, but like. "or something" is making me lose my fucking mind, holy shit guys

oh it's opposite day i see

you can click my avi to go to my profile, btw. just in case you need to see it. haha

might be hanging out with a girl tonight, but if not, i will literally message the two of u to just run some if you want. also archon hunt ig, it looks super quick this week, or descendia, look i just wanna play video games with people dkdjdhd

we running netracells gamers

i hope the orioles are gay too

hopital :3

my 99%-sure-i'm-BPD ass likes getting cucked, but it's like. haha that was really hot and stuff. hey you still think i'm hot tho, right. hey you love me right. hey y-

snAaAaAake, it's a snAaAaAake

i would like to announce i am pivoting from being a perpetually tired shitposter to AI

grundem.

yeah, he was in your graduating class B)

is this anything

[turns to camera dramatically, in an incredibly colbert voice] "TONIGHT, WE CONVINCED THE TOWNSFOLK THAT ANSEM THE WISE MYSTERIOUSLY WENT MISSING, WITH CIVILIANS LEFT WONDERING, 'Why did we let a weird rich scientist be king?', AND 'S***, where's his daughter?', TONIGHT, ON THE XEHANORT REPORT!"

happy early birthday! one of us. :)

hi gigi!!! how you doin? (i'm v high)

they need to chill the fuck out with these characters i swear to christ

YESSSS LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

they finally made the weight gain comic restaurant

to be fair i'm also very lazy so it really does not help 💀

oh trust me so am i, and uh this is the first i've heard of this plan dkdjdhdh. maybe i'll try after therapy tho (ironically, probably gonna be about my anxiety in public lmaooo), but it's less that i have a good plan and more that i have a good husband

mayhaps i should do some of those. i have a really nice bottom of my ass, but i could definitely do better >>

i'm the devil on your shoulder whispering in your ear "you can totally handle 400 lbs easy, trust, just keep eating :)"

yuh, i get it!! my feet hurt when i'm on them for a while and my knees get a little achey when i go up/down stairs, but otherwise im waddling just fine -w- ALSO FUK U SHUT UP UR HOT

i'm 6'4" and 400 lbs. i started at 330... >v> also my Heft, goddd fjdhdh

YOOOO LETS GO FATASSES

the summarize button for what is clearly a very simple AI summary is killing me