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@wsj.com #Florida

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"How's your April going so far?"

Me:

Peace Talks Day is off to a great start.

That's such great news!!! ❤️

#AriSkye 🥰

#RubyBridges and #KamalaHarris

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White Woman Files Discrimination Lawsuit After Being Denied Entry Into Black Infant Health Program A California health equity program supporting Black mothers is facing a federal discrimination lawsuit after a white woman was denied entry.

White Woman Files Discrimination Lawsuit After Being Denied Entry Into Black Infant Health Program

"She doesn’t want to access it...she wants to destroy and dismantle it. Same ol shyt."

😡😡

www.blackenterprise.com/white-woman-...

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"There are more than 300 types of headaches" 😳

“Sorry I cut off the cancer research funding for your husband, fake DoorDash granny. Bibi needed new bombs. Here’s a hundred bucks. That makes us even.”

EXCLUSIVE for all MacFarlane News subscribers The Very Bad Sign for Trump Unfolding in a "Lobster-shaped" Section of Virginia

JUST FILED to @meidastouch.com

The Very Bad Sign for Trump That's Unfolding in a "Lobster-shaped" Section of Virginia

open.substack.com/pub/macfarla...

"Dear America" letters from people who work at the besieged US Department of Housing and Urban Development:

dearamericaletters.org

Child: I know your name. Mamdani.

Obama: What’s his first name?

Child: Mayor.

8 Children Killed in Domestic Violence Shooting in Louisiana, Police Say

Absolutely heartbreaking.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/19/u...

Not a dime of taxpayer money or govt contracts should go to Palantir.

Ashlee Jenae left Zanzibar engaged. She never came home Influencer Ashly Robinson, known as Ashlee Jenae, died in Zanzibar days after her engagement. Her family disputes the official suicide ruling

Justice for #AshleeJenae 💔💔

rollingout.com/2026/04/17/a...

Happy 59th Birthday to #KimberlyElise 🎂 🥳

#NowWatching

#3BodyProblem 📺

And unless someone guarantees that Auggie dies, Im done with the show! Because she's a biiiiiiiiitch!

Happy 53rd Birthday to #BokeemWoodbine ! 🎂

You wanna see somebody act his ass off, watch him in Fargo (Season 2) as Mike Milligan! 🤩🤩

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Dear #AllRecipes ,

Do you even know what a dump cake is? 🤷🏽‍♀️ If I have to break out a blender and the instructions 🙄 are half a page long, it was never a dump cake!!!!

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"They just don’t drive around in convertibles like they use to."

🤔🤔🤔🤔

Victim in ICE Shooting Suffered at Least Six Wounds, His Lawyer Says

ICE agents shot another driver -- on Tues.

He had just asked to call his wife.

They shot him six times. One bullet his jaw.

Now he can't speak and has been mostly unconscious.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/09/u...

I hate when fantasy films I made a long time ago begin to come true in real life.

#JohnTravolta

#LawrenceHiltonJacobs

#WelcomeBackKotter

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"Adam Driver looks like someone tried to draw Keanu Reeves from memory"

That's the funniest shit I've heard in a while! 😅😅😅😅😅😅😂

All this could've been avoided, but noooo! You mofos literally had the answers to the test and still failed! 😡

Oh, I see the problem.

When he said Release the Epstein Files and No New Wars, he meant No New Epstein Files and Release the Wars.

Honest mistake.

I'm BEGGING women to PLEASE be careful around any man who's defending Donald Trump…

You are not safe with them.

You’re just not.

Tomorrow’s Friday news dump could be epic.

Fuck this World Cup, honestly.

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"If your ass didn't vote, or you believe a third party was better, or you sat home or you thought Kamala would do this, carry your ass to Tehran!"

- DL Hughley

90mil people didn't vote! Let that sink in!