it's sooo cool to be a pervert with ur pervert friends im sooo thankful for my sweet little life

main imsl scene plans just fell thru and im sooooooo devastated lmao was gonna be bled and plastic wrapped... with breath play... and impact play..:it was gonna be so perfect

sweetie driving out of their way (likely making themselves late for work) to drop off the lunch u left behind .... damn... haha

toothpaste kisses as u are in a rush to leave ur sweetie in the morning

i wish i could have it all

being soooo good and not going to alterotics even tho i've essentially been promised a good beating bc i am doing needles on friday and then a hookup that will probably involve violence and then we're just days away from imslbb...

made dinner, breakfast, AND packed a lunch for my crush today so that's how down bad i am

plagued once again by the spring crush fever

in all actuality walking the path from which he started following me to when the guy who helped me intercepted was actually very emotional and i'll have to keep doing it every day for forever <3

me immediately after getting followed by a guy with a knife the night before once again putting on my over the ear headphones to blast music on my way home: what are the odds you get followed by a guy with a knife TWO nights in a row???

springtime crush don't ruin my life springtime crush don't ruin my life springtime crush don't ruin my life springtime crush don't ruin my life springtime crush don't ruin my life springtime crush don't ruin my life springtime crush don't ruin my life springtime crush don't ruin my life springtime c

im scared to say it.... but think we may be so back

i got to my date to early this eve so i went to carol's and got blt add avocado and i only ate half and then we fucked for hours and she just left and i remembered the other half and..... it's so good

i have had a 3 month long period that shows no signs of stopping and truly it's actually making me want to die

i'm
not afraid of falling in love

if i was better at filming/using a camera i feel like i could make a fortune off squirting porn

i would always do my bloodwork on my left arm since i'm right handed but little did i know was causing myself so much extra pain

had a really good annual exam where we didn't talk about weight literally at allll she was just like "what do you want to talk about?" huge

las night i stayed at my friends until 11:30 (got there at like 5:30) just so i could finish the puzzle we were working on

i really needed this W 😭

took an adderall so i could lock in on cleaning my apartment in preparation for a really hot dyke visiting from nyc to come over and wreck my shit but the blizzard hitting the east coast this weekend had other plans

this always happens to me when i go to jackhammer and they're always trying to make ME the asshole but like. you're the one being weird!!

also quick rant social media has done such an evil thing to us where like if you are mutuals with someone on instagram you are expected to immediately recognize them and know their name even if you have not ever spoken??? or maybe talked on tinder once 2-3 years ago????

gave up picking at my skin for lent this year as a joke but it's actually kind of working who knew all i had to do was include god

in the uber to jackhammer realizing i left my wallet at home lol

used my gay powers at work to very casually flirt with a patient and then she was trying on glasses saying she was indecisive and i hand her one single pair and she immediately loves them and buys them

giving up yearning and pining for lent

i JUST resigned my lease so chicago has ONE MORE YEAR but mark my words

being 28 is like ok is it time to move?? do i need to completely change my whole life??

one thing that actually makes my job harder is that i have a newly discovered medfet kink and any time someone is examining me and says "good" it turns me on an when i say it to a patient im really paranoid im having the same effect on them