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one day you walked out of Blockbuster for the very last time and you never even knew it

Millions of people in Iran have volunteered to act as human shields, to protect vital infrastructure, including power plants and water desalination plants. Meanwhile in the USA…

I am super geeking out over these new Artemis photos.

The “Earthrise” is crazy.

Flat earthers are in shambles.

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The Toronto Blue Jays have unveiled their new team bus

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Donald Trump is a ra__ist.

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Clever. These are popping up all across the USA.

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Not one gas company that is selling their gas at $1.60 per litre today refined that fuel from crude oil that was purchased before the Iran conflict. This is straight profiteering and exploiting a global conflict for profit. It is time that we regulated the gas prices in Canada.

mom can you pick me up at the strait of hormuz, my friends are laughing at me and wont help

get in losers we’re bombing iran

Trump threatened, insulted and spit on our NATO allies and now he's begging them for their help?
Oh, hell no. I guess he needed to think this one through, first, before calling for his biggest Epstein distraction, yet.

My plan for tonight's Canada-USA WBC game is to gloat like hell if Canada wins and not acknowledge this is a real tournament if they lose.

Canada ADVANCE to the quarterfinals of the WBC for the first time in history after taking down Cuba in their final game! 🇨🇦

We Stopped Feeding the World to Buy Lobster The administration gutted global aid in the name of fighting government waste. At the same time, the Pentagon spent millions on steak, crab, furniture, and even a $98,000 piano.

DOGE said it was cutting government waste.
So they gutted USAID — the agency that feeds starving people around the world.

Meanwhile the Pentagon spent millions on lobster, ribeye, and even a $98,000 piano.
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That’s no meteor shower….

The ideal number of troops, protestors and civilians killed is 0. Anything after that is unacceptable, and those responsible for these deaths should be held accountable, no matter their country or alleged objectives.

MAGA really fucked it up this time; good job 👏

The thrill Trump gets from having people blow up & kill other people, and from watching other people fight at UFC, comes from deep insecurity rooted in his personal cowardice. It makes him feel tough. It makes him feel adequate. Things he has never been but always wanted to be.

Very disappointed to learn after a trip to the grocery store that bombing Iran did not lower any of the prices.

These days, we all need an emotional support monkey stuffie.

But no other US Gold medal winners.

Just the guys who follow him on Truth Social.

Folks who train for a decade, don’t get pro NHL contracts, don’t make huge money, winning Gold, with no WH recognition.

Make it make sense.

Kinda amazing that Trump shits on Canada and Mexico every day, and there's the Mexican-American captain of Canada's Toronto Maple Leafs, Auston Matthews, standing behind him as he defiles an Olympic Gold Medal

He hates your mother and your fans Auston Matthews but - you do you: be a collaborator

Here’s the early transcript for Trump’s State of the Union address tonight:

“Me. Me. Me. I’m great.”
“The 2020 election was stollen”
“I’m the best.”
“The economy is great.”
“Groceries and gas are cheap”
“Anything bad is Obama/Biden’s fault”
“Everyone thinks I’m perfect.”

End.

The US women’s hockey gold medal winners refusing to go to Trump’s White House, and the US men’s hockey gold medal winners enthusiastically going to Trump’s White House, would actually say an awful lot about the broken state of the United States right now.

The worst part about the Kash video is just how much of a DORK he looked like.

Like a guy who for the first time was at a party with the cool kids and trying too hard