Posts by Highly throwable shrimp
what if i fucking kill you
obsessed with how fluffy this jumping spider is
youtu.be/bzmuiPnrsb4?...
when people joke about the site crashing because of ai or vibecoding or whatever, it's very funny that the smug tech-brains not only get very upset but also are like errrrrm excuse me it wasn't ai we're just bad at it
letterman_jacket
blocking all the humans who are mean to my calculator my only friend
fiction lets us present things as very fun and cool when in reality they are quite evil, such as pirates, cowboys, mediaeval knights, and the sport of golf.
rite of passage at this point
everyone else go home, this is the best one
Insane little thing on antiques roadshow
they cant ever make me hate watching sports because MMA exists. just two guys beating the absolute shit out of eachother. I feel like a roman citizen watching a gladiator battle, but with beer and cheetos instead of figs
Lammy's Playhouse
this goes for "bussy" too like wtf were cis guys thinking with that one.
the term "ladyboner" should be seized and claimed by ladies with boners. I would enforce this by law if i could. say pussy you coward
Me when I tell Gen Z kids I used to be cool on the internet because I was an "SA goon" and they start calling the cops on me
it's progressive music. it goes from Greenhorn Forest, to Jollystep, to Mosquitocore
"hey so how does this thing work?"
"and... ACTION!"
I cant stop watching this. the wario fart trumpets, the uncompressed cymbal clashes, the christmas bells, the mr. krabs sounds, the polite head bobbing to the beat... it's a complete trainwreck. this beat wasnt made, it was unleashed. absolutely incredible
you cant do it "right". like infinite growth is just not possible. it's not feasible to make more and more money forever. it's a system dependent on exploitation and short term success to survive.
like people think the problem with capitalism is just that there's evil billionaires now, when that's like one consequence of it. it's always going to inevitably lead to destruction and hoarded wealth. I'm sorry but the world isnt animal crossing, resources are finite and people are greedy
i dont like how everyone aspires to be a business owner. I dont want to partake in it. I dont even think money should exist in any form, we should benefit humanity with the technology we have and your reward for your labor is that you get to control it and you get all your needs met.
when i say I am an anti-capitalist communist i mean it. i dont wanna see ANY advertisements. i dont want to support "local business" or any business. why even say you're anti capitalist if youre only just anti-billionare, I hate it at all levels, it's inherently flawed and always unethical.
one day i need to make a comic about my feelings about how capitalist a lot of art spaces are and its gonna piss off a very specific type of person, but whatever I need to speak my mind on shit thats been bothering me for a few years now. it used to not be this bad
If you don't stop hiding behind the block button there will be consequences. You have been warned.
this one is funny because i guess "working class" people don't live in richmond or norfolk or suffolk or albemarle or manassas? bsky.app/profile/coll...
vro I leaned my phone to me for a sec to look at something and my bigass boob started typing some shit to a dm conversation I dont even remember having. it was like 5 seconds, why does everything got a death wish
i like and follow all the porn on the account made just for porn. I like to keep people guessing.
THE CELL GAMES HAVE STARTED IN MEET & FUCK ISLAND
freelancers scampering around from website to website like a scooby doo hallway scene to the tune of benny hill nightcore