I just replaced the sisal on my cat tree and this is how the cats look like now!

like "oops, did I do that"

Cheers to hopefully another awesome week!

ooo this is perfect for spooky season 🩻

Oh shit, I almost missed slutty Sunday =D

Motorcycle by a lake

Motorcycle by a lake

Motorcycle by a lake

Motorcycle by a lake

Motorcycle ride Lake Tiorati, upstate New York

I like fat tits so I like this ❤️

Lisa. I have no reason, that's just what I say.

I've been like, "Why the fuck am I on here?" This is why.

I love your art!

If you zoom in above the seat of my motorcycle you can see NYC downtown New York City.

I am so happy to be so far away from it.

Bear Mountain, New York

I used to have a girlfriend like this. So nicely shaped, but only barely edible.

Looks fun as hell

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These are good reminders, thanks

Self care is sexy. You want to be sexy, yeah?

Yo if this kid tells almost any version of this shit to any adult at school, you are so cancelled. Nice knowing you, bro

You cannot do that right now, true. At the intersection of any time in your life and any activity, this was true.

Somehow, you ended up later with the ability to do some of those activities.

Believe it or not, blind people benefit way more from ALT text like "bike on a beach" than "X brand bike, handlebars leaned right, Atlantic ocean, sand softness 6/10, leg on the right, probably skinny chick, 3/10 on the cushion for the pushing scale

Believe it or not, blind people benefit way more from ALT text like "bike on a beach" than "X brand bike, handlebars leaned right, Atlantic ocean, sand softness 6/10, leg on the right, probably skinny chick, 3/10 on the cushion for the pushing scale

Honestly I think it's kinda stupid that I see people talking about writing shit stories for alt text.

I have been making websites since the 90s, and alt text is a very very established thing for accessibility that we have had this whole time.

That sucks yo, big interwebs hugs 🫂

a hand with nail wraps featuring skulls and pumpkins and eyeballs in an orange, yellow, and white colorway

Halloween nails 2.0
Pumpkins and eyeballs and skulls, oh my!

Those are awesome! 🎃

Stick it up your YEAH

Bruuuuuh how do you even respond to that

🤙

I have to do this same thing, my home office is a disaster