Ok all the other stuff aside, Michael Mando would make a great "overconfident Zeon pilot driven to madness by his defeat before vanishing in a beam of pinkish laser fire."

I don't know if this makes sense, but this has Simpsons Road Rage/Hit and Run energy and I mean that as the highest compliment.

Flying back home to SF tomorrow and I'm very ready to be smothered in cats (after an appropriate period of time in which they want nothing to do with me). I want my big American coffee and my screechy BART train and my PC games and zero judgement for wearing shorts.

Went to the Amsterdam miniatures museum because I am a big dork, and absolutely SHATTERED to tell you those goons are using AI generated videos of moving oil paintings and it's lame as fuck.

a red brown haired woman, looking directly at you, wearing a green top with a striped grey cat cuddling up, asleep in her arms/resting against her chest/shoulder.

illustration, gamest mook vol. 39: snk illustrations, magazine (1996) archive.org/details/snki...

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

Dudes who used "walking simulator" as an insult are the kinds of guys putting "love to hike" on their dating app profile.

Ugh take care, friends.

"Hidari" stop motion feature film is still in the works.
Directed by Masashi Kawamura using wooden carved puppets.
Produced by Dwarf, Whatever Co & Tecarat.
Completion expected in 2029 (+ new preview at Cannes Film Market next month).
variety.com/2026/film/gl...
www.catsuka.com/news/tag/mas...

I'm out in northern Netherlands and I had dinner with about 32 distant relatives. Classic Dutch dinner of lamb, basmati rice, and pizza.

You know what I think?

"Curtains for Zoosha" ass industry.

I am in a metal bar in the Netherlands and they are playing Fallujah - I AM HOME

A stack of three fluffy pancakes drenched in glaze, blueberries, apple compote, and bacon in between layers.

Might have had the best pancakes ever today. Yes that's bacon slipped in between each layer.

I live in the San Francisco Bay area with zero air conditioning. I know humidity. I am sweating my dick off in the Netherlands and all these Dutch are walking around with winter coats! What black magic is at work here?!

Today I went into a bunch of shops in Amsterdam that would have blown Leif Johnson's mind.

The ruling class is constantly mocking us and our inability to affect change, and they will leave us nothing but "the hard way."

A sign reading T K MAXX, the Dutch version of TJ Maxx.

What will those wild Dutch think of next.

Get wrekt, bitch.

Sony announces Bloodborne is getting a 24fps update.

he won because the marginal voter thought he would make them economically secure, if not rich. he *thinks* he won because of anti-trans bigotry. he has spent his time in office ignoring the concerns of the marginal voter and focusing on the preoccupations of ideologues.

Both folks amounted to "he's such a stupid piece of shit" and frankly I gotta respect stating the obvious so my coddled boomer parents hear it.

Incidentally, one was a driver and the other was on a small boat tour so we were very much at the mercy of the gods.

So far two folks in the Netherlands have asked my family how we feel about Trump (mom + dad voted for him, sis and I obviously want him to die choking on grease trap matter) and it's gone as well as you might think...

Some Amsterdam cats for ya

An oil painting of a large fat cheeked boyish man in flamboyant dress and an orange sash

How your email finds me.

Credit where it's due, working in PR has trained me perfectly for picking my battles.

Those choices being "never getting therapy or meds" and "taking every alternate opinion as a personal slight." 🫠

Vacationing with your adult family is an extreme exercise in patience. Mom and dad are understandably taking things at a different pace and lack of Google literacy. Sibling is an alt universe version of you who made different choices that 1000% wouldn't work for the life you want.