This just made me a little light headed #hl2vrai @wayneradio.tv

a snippet from a job posting in 2026 that reads, ridiculously: "We're not for everyone. If you're looking for a quick one-off task or like to slack off and do the bare minimum, please do not apply. But if you're looking for a long-term, reliable job where performance, hard-work, and integrity is generously rewarded, then this is for you. Please start your answer to the first question with the word ‘seesaw’"

POV: It's 2007 and you're reading thru the adoption application rules for a painted Neopet named Xskdjfh as ur getting ready to hand-code an HTML page from scratch to prove you want it more than the other 10 year olds

Fatebreaker

38 y/o gf who still sings “greensleeves”: they’re debating whether trollop is a slur and i just can’t with the tavern today.
Me [heard “trollop” and got so hard my humors get unbalanced]: i think i hauve st. anthony’s fire

coughed so hard i got dizzy help

check this out

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

FFXIV fanart : Halmarut.

I believe in cv saori hayami supremacy orz

#FFXIV

Halmarut

A Regular hyur man looking like Meteor FFXIV wearing a filthy sweat stained hoodie that says "Blowjob Queen" across the front

Fucked up an actor and clicked Brio's "Make Human" button to fix it and got greeted with this beautiful thing

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

Urianger: Yet even as we pondered a course of action, a benevolent soul did arise, one who would forestall this threat. Though she be tender in years, she is true of heart and steadfast of resolve. Urianger: She would solicit thine aid, if thou art willing to proffer it. Lest thou wonder, this maiden is of our order. Thus did the Antecedent straightways consent that thou shouldst assist her howsoever thou mayest. Urianger: As soon as thou art able, hie thee to Wineport, where thy petitioner doth await thee even now. Thou shalt for a certainty find her visage strikingly familiar.

urianger's description of alisaie on the bahamut raids pick-up quest...

はるだね

do you think his smile is him hiding his intention to fry the chocobo later

Shale and Y'shtola

a meeting of the minds
#ffxiv

a blue pyramid is floating in the air with clouds in the background ALT: a blue pyramid is floating in the air with clouds in the background

there’s low key never been a realer bitch

a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror

found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page

m&k i dont even know how id use controller. theres one million buttons

digital painting of Moon Child smoking posed like the meme super mario smoking weed

moon child smoking weed the movie

found my new favorite wikipedia picture on an article

im out here in the frontlines killing for my life, raining hell on any who oppose me, dying in a merciless struggle. but yeah my cottage is pretty cozy i guess

saw a youtube title that called ff14 a cozy game. girl not in my world

Illustration of Halmarut, holding a shiny butterfly in her hands, her fingers intertwined and closing in on the insect, she looks back at the viewer, smiling.

Halmarut 🦋

#FFXIV

Emet Selch in with fingers tented looking pensive caption: Learn to sit back and observe. Not everything needs a reaction.

This popped into my head on Friday and I dunno #FFXIV

Old Neopian Times art of the unnamed White Lupe Neoquest protagonist with red possessed eyes in front of a sinister purple sky. Text added above reads “420” in neon yellow.

happy four twendy

is that all this guy thinks about