星とマヨネーズ

#今日のマヨネーズ
#マヨネーズ
#キユーピー

This is so nice!! My company did a promo piece for Palia a while back and the team was all lovely to work with, but I hadn’t really heard much about how the game did after. So I’m thrilled to hear it’s going strong!

They’ve been doing amazing things with Honeycrisp varietals. What I want to see is something with the bakeable texture of a Granny Smith, but the flavor of a Honeycrisp.

That’s a thousand dollar idea right there.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

birds: they will never email you. and that’s a promise.

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

フデムシtーシャツ欲しい🤩

It is Superman Day, my dudes

They can’t use that tag if it isn’t true.

Yeah, but they’re oil-free. 👍

Yo, Koso!

A photo of fresh strawberries from a grocery delivery service, tagging them with the categories “low sodium” and “no seed oils”

I mean… I guess!

Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. When the fear has done, there shall be nothing.

#CapeCod #Poetry #Painting #Spring

It is morning, and again
Iam the lucky person to be in it

Mary Oliver

🎨 Kaoru Yamada

Forged in the fires of X-Files Usenet groups, honed in the battlefields of Homestuck, and polished in the danmei mines.

a group of men are standing in a store and one of them is saying the music ALT: a group of men are standing in a store and one of them is saying the music

With deep sympathy…

A screenshot of a tumblr post featuring two photos of a white cat covered in lipstick kisses, with a slightly befuddled expression (ears back), and the text, “came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat”

He’s the kitty cat who got kissed by his drunk owner!

They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls.

CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded
CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing

This was something I hadn’t considered but I’m into it

Ooooooh!!

i don’t want my appliances to be smart or connect to the internet. i want them to do one mechanical task for 100 years

I came here for this one.

I’m sort of curious which one it is, but also am pretty determined to limit how much I learn about the fandom…

With Kumail Nanjiani as the new token American no less!

(Happy almost-birthday!!)

It took me a minute to decode this sentence and then I was like, “Oh, mood.” 😑

I lit one for Sura Wasjbart, killed at age 20.

Urgent call for mutual aid socks in Philly:
venmo @ everywhereproject
paypal everywhereproject@gmail.com

HAPPY HOMESTUCK DAY. THERE, I SAID IT.

Soup!!