Compelling argument for secession

I looked at the label of a Greenies cat treat bag for too long. What the hell is that treat shape supposed to represent?

Love going muddin'

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

When you put the car in neutral that's the effect of its paralyzing venom

A peer reviewed study shows a promising link between flu and shingles vaccines and a reduced risk of dementia. A heroin addict who cut off a raccoon’s penis for “further study” says these vaccines cause autism. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

The situation in Michigan is such that those kids are likely already getting into adults-only candy in the homes of family members.

A Philly roll I could get behind

A humorous Twitter exchange where a 4-year-old expresses fear of Frankenstein, then critiques unethical science as scarier than monsters.

Unethical and irresponsible!

That's the good centrifuge scene

Someone who is good at the economy please explain the mysterious and unknowable relationship between "tax bill go up" and "insurance premium go down."

Never gonna shut up about how TEXTILES are what bring astronauts home safely from the moon.

Trash boy cat has no such reservations. But we are pretty sure he ate Fritos out of the trash before he became an indoor boy.

My fluffy princess cat has a more discerning palate than I do. She just turned her nose up at grocery store sashimi, and honestly she's right.

NARRATOR: WE DID NOT IN FACT GET IT TOGETHER IN TIME

They sure fucking are

This feels like a trap but I feel like generally it would have stopped before the teen years (same corporal punishment logic as "big enough to hit back")

we have got to get it together, in like twenty-four hours the astronauts are back

Your herding dog needs enrichment activities.

Yep. I was aware of this as well.

There's a cat curled up on me, but it's not enough. I need to have the anxiety cold-pressed out of me with Temple Grandin's cow squeezing machine.

chilling at my email job while my pedophile president is threatening total destruction of the birthplace of civilization honestly a kind of banal horror i genuinely don't have words for

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

*flips chair around, sits in it backwards* You know that reminds me of another critical pipeline...

How am I supposed to care about mad kings, in this the time of my project closeout activities.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

nUwUremberg

Pozole and brownies. Living post-Columbian exchange has its upsides.

Two decorative pillows on a store shelf. One says (in blue) "He is risen" and the other says (in red) "Dump him"

12 tons of KitKats were stolen from Nestle