Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

I think this may be a direct quote and not a joke

If you're a historian of (many) diseases, you have no choice but to engage with the histories of war, conflicts, armies etc because you know, THEYRE ALL RELATED

Image of a hand holding a business card. It has a cartoon peacock with its naughty bits blurred out. NBC UNIVERSAL KENNETH E. PARCELL ASSISTANT STANDARDS ASSOCIATE LATE NIGHT PROGRAMMING

every time i rewatch 30 rock i find like a dozen jokes i missed before. here's a split-second shot of kenneth's business card from the part of the show where he's a network censor.

Ahead of the debut, we go behind the scenes of 'Songs in Sign Language,' where Deaf artists and animators collaborated to reshape timing, acting, and expression.
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I’m going to cry. This is so so so beautiful and I wish I had this as a kid with my Deaf parents when a ton of our Disney tapes didn’t even have captions yet. What a world Deaf and CODA kids get to grow up in now.

No. How do you feel autonomically when you perform intentional kindness?

How do you feel autonomically when you perform intentional cruelty?

That is the truth. You don’t need to teach it. Your body tells you.

Even satisfaction from cruelty is fleeting. Empty. The other is permanent. Fulfilling.

Congrats to Tim Cook, whose obituary will feature extended quotations from the president's uh praise

NO DRAB GAB TUESDAY SLUGGO IS IN HIS BEATNIK MOOD,WEARING A BERET, SHADES AND SPORTING A GOATEE SLUGGO: AND I DON'T BLAB ANY DRAB GAB-I CHATTER HEP PATTER

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every detail i learn about rod dreher's life is a totally self-contained maniacal part of the whole, like my brain cells are each individual blind guys trying to figure out the elephant

Oh excellent, loved that game and its world dearly as a kid. Wasn’t until I played it as an adult that I realized how clearly unrealized its full breadth was.

LOOM

THEY FUCKING ATE HIM?

Star Trek TNG S01E12 "The Big Goodbye" Data talking to Picard and a guy who's about to get murc'ed by the holodeck" The streak they are referring to will eventually reach 56 games.

Star Trek TNG S01E12 "The Big Goodbye" Data talking to Picard and a guy who's about to get murc'ed by the holodeck" The record will stand until the year 2026 when a shortstop for the London Kings-

big news, baseball fans--a london shortstop is about to break dimaggio's consecutive game hitting record

It bears repeating that historically, the #1 thing that keeps people alive in hard times and disasters is “the ability to play well with others”

Rooting for you!!!!

Chicago Cubs 1st baseman Michael Busch caught in the netting with his legs up and spread after just missing a catch in the stands

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

Pitbull YOU DON'T MAKE MISTAKES, MISTAKES MAKE YOU. THEREFORE, THEY'RE MUSTAKES. PITBULL

Monday Motivation

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finally. royalties are coming through #BlueskyAmbassador

My observation of stoned drivers remains that they seem generally safer than drunk drivers (particularly due to their paranoia of being caught breaking the law) but it’s still a dumb and dangerous thing to do and I do not care to drive around them any more than necessary.

Did pretty good doordashing lots of ice cream to parties that smelled especially skunky this evening until I saw someone slowing down their car to a crawl in reaction to a cop car that was Below Us As We Crossed An Overpass Perpendicular To Said Cop Car and decided I shouldn’t be driving on 4/20.

Once again "the death of the West" meant "the death of my secret bank account."

Donald Trump is very unpopular and being seen as opposing Donald Trump in clear moral terms is an almost instant path to political and cultural relevance.

Tim Cook donated $1M to Trump’s inauguration.

He fawned over Trump and gifted him a 24-karat gold plaque (as Apple lobbied for tariff exemptions).

Apple donated to Trump’s White House ballroom.

And it removed ICE tracking apps from its stores following a demand from the DOJ.

Remember this.

tim cook is like 90% responsible for why the Internet sucks so much shit now (Sex-Negative Appification) so it is my sincere hope he is retiring due to accidentally swallowing a bag full of the scarabs that eat you from the inside from the 90s the mummy

Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series

Man, when you compare the bravery of every day Minnesotans to the overpaid cops it’s astounding

A dragon perches at the top of a pyramid shaped building in this digital painting of a modern city at night. The colors are gray and gold. The dragon is black lit with warm light. People gather on a rooftop to watch it

"Modern Dragons" launches tomorrow 🐉

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.