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Posts by Quentin J. Parker

When the birth episode finally aired, the baby's reveal was intended to be this dramatic or shocking moment but, because of the uninspired ghetto-ass practical effects, it was received as pure comedy.

I almost threw hands because I called a classmate a slack-jawwed, bow-legged V baby.

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When I was in high school, there was a blockbuster miniseries on TV called 'V' about humans resisting an alien invasion. One of the human characters became impregnated by an alien and everyone wondered what the child would look like....

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A few months back, a prior resident's green card came to my apartment. Rather than trash it, I put it away, thinking one day they'll come looking for it. Well,that day finally came. So glad I kept it. Anyway, that was this weekend. This is what I found in my mail today.

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X-Plane 12 - Piper Seneca II - Washington, DC to Harrisburg [Log 082]
X-Plane 12 - Piper Seneca II - Washington, DC to Harrisburg [Log 082] YouTube video by Quentin Parker

X-Plane 12 - Piper Seneca II - Washington, DC to Harrisburg [Log 082]

Bright and bumpy day for a circuitous flight up the Mid-Atlantic.

youtu.be/24hu3soIlBU

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In regards to Marty Mauser of 'Marty Supreme'...I really, really, REALLY wanna beat him to death. With a ping pong paddle.

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X-Plane 12 - Piper Seneca II - Atizapán de Zaragoza to Álvaro Obregón [Log 081]
X-Plane 12 - Piper Seneca II - Atizapán de Zaragoza to Álvaro Obregón [Log 081] YouTube video by Quentin Parker

Let's keep the Piper Lovefest going and enjoy a guitar serenade during a cockeyed twin-engine hop over Central Mexico in Captain Iceman's Seneca II.

Trust me. It'll all make sense.

youtu.be/iR2LwWSlm0Q

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The largest human turd, the fossilized specimen picture below, was laid by a Viking.
To the gentleman - and a few of the heartier ladies - in my feed, shall we let this go unchallenged?

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When I was younger and fearlessly stood on chairs, I would take glow in the dark plastic stars and arrange them on my ceiling in the configurations of my favorite constellations. I'm older (and I keep getting reminded of how old I am) so now I just project them in full-color HD and call it a night.

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X-Plane 12 - Piper Archer III - Bozeman to Billings [Log 080]
X-Plane 12 - Piper Archer III - Bozeman to Billings [Log 080] YouTube video by Quentin Parker

I'm flying Just Flight and Thranda's new Archer III (for XP12) over lush ortho-painted scenery of Big Sky Country, courtesy of Map Enhancement, and looking at it all using Tobii Head Tracking. The confluence of these elements make me feel like I'm experiencing a brand new sim.

youtu.be/T_lCbe5c4zk

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YES!!!!

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You know you're old when you start getting those complimentary personalized address labels in the mail. You know you're REALLY old when you actually make good use of them.

FML.

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X-Plane 12 - Piper Archer - Harrisburg to Belmar [Log 079]
X-Plane 12 - Piper Archer - Harrisburg to Belmar [Log 079] YouTube video by Quentin Parker

AeroSphere Simulations released a Piper PA28-181 pack in three variants: the Archer III, the Archer LX, and the Archer DX. To get acquainted with each, I flew to three of my favorite local airports, swapping planes each time. Low wing love, baby.

youtu.be/k7bpKHH-Uzw

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Repost, because it tickles me.

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Saw this and HAD to get it. I'm not expecting to taste it and suddenly be swaddled in visions of a largish, cooking-sweat moistened black woman wearing a bonnet reassuringly calling me 'sugah' as she refills my plate, but hey, I'm curious as to how very far off it is 😜

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Why do Black men like big butts?
Why do Black men like big butts? YouTube video by Elephants in Rooms - Ken LaCorte

SCIENCE!!!!!

youtu.be/T2mNnXwejNM?...

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One of my favorite "Married with Children" moments.

Also, real Bud should've broke TV Bud in two over that look. The disrespect!!!

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Europe is officially done with us

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Science!!!

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Keep playin', biped...

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WHO DO I HAVE TO SLEEP WITH TO GET MY OWN GUNSHIP CUSTOMIZED WITH A DECAL OF MY MANGA AVATAR?!?!?!

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How I roll at 0700 hrs.

Turn down your sound.

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