that Greek statue look!
Posts by Moist Mykell
Always a pleasure to be this panda's piss provider!
At least I can call you a Good Dog from here!
(Good Dog!)
Bet it you wouldn't let me grind for too long before you turn the tables on me!
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I volunteer!
yes <3
Sounds like he's got the milk covered, if you know what I mean
gonna pet
Apparently in Australia they call them "stubby holders" and I just don't think that's fair at all.
Perfect size! Anything much bigger is too hard to fit in my, uh... koozie~
Had me over here imagining an unpleasantly calloused foreskin for a minute
Or: can I touch yours?
I'd offer but mine's been missing for a while
Goddamn, panda
I did this in a drive-thru once
Not talking about voice, you dumb fuck main account
I MISSED MY LAST CHANCE AND I WILL NOT MISS MY NEXT ONE
ORF is a lovely airport to fly into~
You can also see the beauty of my neighborhood! And also the beauty of fucking me
Uhhh you should use that on me
Cum is stored in the cheetah
the giant dog bed in the background really sets the mood
you are fixin to do me in today
I volunteer
Aww poor panda!
this gets the Like from both accounts
Alternately: the real cute butt was the friends we made along the way!
The cute butt was with you all along!
whatever he wants
Congratulations!