Dave Franco plays a stoner as someone who clearly has never done drugs before.

Watching the Springsteen movie and man Walk Hard has ruined every biopic forever. I cant take anything seriously.

JEFFRIES:
We can do this the easy way or the hard way.

TRUMP:
The hard way.

[ONE WEEK LATER]

JEFFRIES:
I was not prepared for that.

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.

I don’t let bullies win.

Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

Dropped tiktok and facebook going to utilize here more.

“Do not engage in a winter campaign in bitterly cold areas. You will lose not just your army, but most likely your throne.” - literally every military historian ever

“GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS, WE’RE GONNA INVADE MINNESOTA IN LATE JANUARY” - the Trump administration

Moses Sumney, it's not fair to be that hot and that talented

I am seeing a lot of the side by side video game remaster stuff and I can't tell which is which half the time.

Is that Vienna?

The Pitt is such a wonderful show. Everyone is so believable and there is no bad actor or character in the bunch.

Went to the mall and they had a store that was just health partners insurance and a bitcoin store. I don't understand what malls are anymore.

Gal gadot voice: enough clean clothes

*tosses shirts*

To fill the pile!

If I hear "he's playing chess and not checkers" one more time. That expression makes no sense and it means literally nothing.

Mac miller is not a spiritual lyrical rapper at all

Mac miller just oozes lazy confidence, it's so nice to not have a white dude rap as fast as he can

We expected 2,000 people out in GOP-held Greeley, Colorado.

11,000 people showed up.

Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.

Clown meme: Women are cringe Empathy is cringe I've made hating everything and everyone my entire personality There's a male loneliness epidemic

New song for Bluesky, this is my band Lazenlow and this song is called 'Blind' and I'm assuming this is a tree falling a forest with no one hearing it.

More people should listen to Stereolab

If it's not fully setting in how ominous this is, try reading it this way:

Ah to lose our footing on the world stage because like 30 people went through life altering hormonal therapy but still enjoy playing volleyball and swimming and that is apparently a huge threat to us all.

a tiny white dog stands on a tile floor and looks up at you. they’re wearing a big plush yellow star around their teensy noggin, like the world’s most congratulatory lion mane. we really needed to see her today.

We've been saving this little pup for when we thought you all might really need a gold star. And, given the current circumstances, here she is. 13/10

Just watched megalopolis on a plane and it is simultaneously the stupidest thing I've ever seen and also absolutely fascinating. Maybe I liked it? I don't know.

It does help that he slaps at songwriting

New Lazenlow 3.12.25

I love costco and all it has been standing for but the problem is sometimes you buy something and it's not good and you are stuck with a 6 month supply of it.

Why do we even play these games, they are so far outside of the rulebook that this is completely useless

It's still really funny how Christian centric everyone is to believe that if you don't believe in Jesus, you must believe in the devil.

Like no those are both your harry potter wizards.