With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
Please stand by for more.
Better burn them drawers, Donnie! That’s not gonna wash out.
Can’t wait for Joe Rogan to not talk about this or spin it! youtu.be/wAbNsHyz-U4?...
Thanks for the ‘electrifying’ artwork, @disco4ia.bsky.social !
Been watching this youtube channel called Bankrupt Barry. The humor is a bit crude at times, and might not be for everyone, but I think their stuff is funny and an interesting spin on movie analysis. It's also a small channel and interacts with just about everyone who leaves comments.
Gonna piss into the BlueSky void once more with our retrospective on John Frankenheimer’s disastrous 1996 clunker The Island of Doctor Epstein—I MEAN Moreau—starring Marlon Brando, Val Kilmer, Fairuza Balk, and Ron Perlman.
youtu.be/niNa9dE3p1Q?...
Really hoping someone will ask this bot to write my obituary when I die next month.
I think @kingofallcosmos.bsky.social and I agree that @thejoedante.bsky.social should direct Gremlins 3 or else it isn’t REALLY Gremlins 3!
Anyway, here is our review of the 1990 sequel.
youtu.be/tEy7Bnunqi8?...
Our retrospective on Kathryn Bigelow‘s 1991 classic Point Break has fewer than 200 views. Much like Bodhi and Johnny Utah, we are truly living the dream 🔥🔥🔥
youtu.be/EDQCDDpMl48?...
Happy 40th anniversary to the batshit-crazy yet enjoyable Return to Oz, starring Fairuza Balk, Piper Laurie, Jean Marsh, Pons Maar, Nicol Williamson, and Brian Henson. youtu.be/qdrvRH7Ywv4?...
You’re the king, Bauer!
Hey Folks, King of Healthcare here!
Just wanna reiterate that I spread measles in Samoa in 2019, leading to 5,707 hospitalizations and 83 Samoan Children DYING!
I am the obvious choice to lead healthcare!
#RFKJR #TRUMP #MAGA #MAHA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain
Rat Casserole, ready for action! 💪🏼
I had a special guest in the office today...
Child’s play! I can hold them shits for decades!!
Twin Peaks fans you are on notice! Portland's World Forestry Center has the Log Lady's log for a limited pop-up exhibition. And they're holding a Log Lady look-alike contest!
I almost forgot to piss into the void once more with our retrospective of John Woo’s 1997 hit (?) Face / Off, starring Nicolas Cage, John Travolta, and heaps of corn.
youtu.be/LQAG8-F10ms?...
Just had to pay respect to your Vanilla Sky ref. I dig!
Happy Mother’s Day to the late Anne Ramsay, who gave us the one and only Mama Fratelli!
Filled a Pringles can with ground beef, boom, it’s date night.
Anybody else at risk of losing their job as a direct result of these anthropomorphic anal warts? Ol’ Barry might literally become bankrupt as we #MAGA. I’m about ready to see if Canada has any vacancies.
Did you seriously make this? Dammit, Neal! This looks like a million bucks/
I don’t see any Neals or any Kings in here!
