ES IST BEIL ERSCHLAGEN BMONTAG

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why is today national garlic day and not national the recipe calls for one garlic day but let’s make it a whole week

I‘ll now think of you the next time I sing The Ballad of Barbry Allen:
“‘twas in the merry month of May, /
when all the buds were swelling”

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paying attention to alt text was your first mistake :b

sets my teeth on edge everytime i hear an argument that uses this claim:

"Oil matters a lot less than it used to"
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a black grand piano is flying through the air in a painting . ALT: a black grand piano is flying through the air in a painting .

I know this is super elder millennial of me and that saying it here will probably will cause a piano to fall on my head, but I do remember a brief yet golden time when it felt like everyone was trying really hard to not see themselves or anyone else in terms of demographic stereotypes, which

*cracking open the Ennarationes in psalmos* He sure is! Lock in, kid

Gurl. Bruh.

Btw since this is Bsky I can share that the Little Golden Book we actually had been reading was about....RBG 😬

4yo: What’s that?

Me: That’s St. Augustine of Hippo

4yo: Why is he a hippo??

Me: He wasn’t a hippo, he lived in a city named Hippo.

4yo: He’s a funny guy!!

6yo *looking at thumbnails of Little Golden Books on the back cover of the one we just finished*:
Daddy, wait, stop; that looks like—

Me: Martin Luther King

6yo (recalling January):
And long ago—very deep in the year, in the middle of the year of kindergarten—we learned about Martin Luther King.

Chair’s probably thinking “Well it’s either me or a bunch of people without tenure…oh what the hell”

a woman wearing an adidas t-shirt is throwing a frisbee ALT: a woman wearing an adidas t-shirt is throwing a frisbee

whoops, welp, I wanted another gif but started nodding off and selected this one by accident

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Stocks rise on news that most of the ill effects of the war will fall on poor people.

2024 🥴

they literally are supporting sending the bulldozers to israel to commit human rights violations and war crimes

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Is it just me or is it uniquely ghoulish to be giving *bulldozers* to the military there: like what do y’all (y’all being the U.S. Senate) *think* they’d get used for?!

God bless the authors of so many studies precisely quantifying what we basically already know

Stop, collaborate and listen

Can I be a bitch for a second

Being into cats feels so debasing. You give everything over to this animal — time, labor, money — but when you want them to sit next to you, they refuse and jump away. When they finally sit on your lap, you sit motionless to the point of physical pain, afraid to disturb them. Humiliating.

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