Every Mets fan on the planet knew Conforto was going to come through for the Cubs in that spot. 😑 #LGM #MetsSky

Why is Benge playing left and not right?

Every time the song "Steal My Sunshine" comes on the radio, I start to break it down in my mind with the intensity of a film school student studying a Tartovsky flick. There were so many choices made in that song, and all of them were terrible

If I was a baseball play-by-play announcer, my home run call would be “the dingo ate your baby.” Example: “There’s a long drive to left field! It’s deep! THE DINGO ATE YOUR BABY! And this game is tied!”

I fear that Jon Hamm isn’t getting enough media exposure.

More pitchers should embrace Nolan McLean’s look and go with the scruffy facial hair. Get a Pete Vuckovich look.

Remember when Nolan McLean was in Foghat?

Great. Now I fear if I ever meet Mike Eruzione things will get awkward.

100 percent

I just want the young man to be able to afford a decent haircut.

Came out 50 years ago today. Such a film would be impossible today. The media is either compromised or doesn’t have the guts to take on crime at the highest level of government.

The ABS system is delightful. As am I.

He’s seen some shit.

I just want reasonably priced food I can eat in my seat without too much hassle or mess

Baseball concessions:

The Boozer twins had four turnovers in the last 13:12, leading to 10 UConn points. That included two in the last 1:05 leading to two UConn three-pointers, including the game-winner.

Have the players wrap themselves in foil before practice. That should do the trick.

Then he can retire to the clubhouse and work on his true love: writing and performing 70s soft rock songs.

I like you, Betty

Talk to me, Goose.

Hubert Davis. To quote Bob Ritchie: “Boy, I don’t know.”

Who at CBS Sports thought BP was a good idea. Is Bari Weiss running the sports department as well?

If Nolan McLean is going to pitch for the Mets, he’d better get used to nights like this.

Killed when a satellite dish fell on him.

He's great when he's not injured. Good thing he's going to a team where no one ever gets injured.

This is what every Titans free agent class looks like to me. "LET'S LOAD UP ON GIANTS AND SAINTS WHAT CAN GO WRONG"

Very surprised the Pats didn’t sign him.

He’ll be a Cowboy by dusk tomorrow (unofficially).

The viewing technology should exist where I can hear Mike Tirico and Jamal Crawford, but mute Reggie Miller. This and curing cancer should be the top priorities of the science and technology community .

Is the gaffe that she quit a super lucrative national tv job to make YouTube videos that get 300 views?

No they’re not.