I still think the Soviets threw the Olympic hockey game to the U.S. in order to get us to participate in the 1980 Moscow games.

I always have trouble typing or entering data in my stress dreams.

I still have dreams about working in bookstores even though I haven’t worked in one for nearly 30 years.

Nothing personal against him (I assume he’s a perfectly fine person). It’s just the way he’s somehow been turned into America’s Conscience. Well, that and “The Newsroom.”

As though I needed more reason to dislike Jeff Daniels.

Careful, kid. You’ll put your eye out.

“Put Me to the Test.” Gershwin and Gershwin and Kern and Gershwin. Played as the music to the whisk broom dance in “A Damsel in Distress” and sung and danced by Kelly and Hayworth in “Cover Girl.”

I’ve read the set got very smelly after a couple of days as the cream curdled.

“It’s Love I’m After” is an underrated gem. Howard is always a delight when he doesn’t have to play someone soppy.

You misspelled “the Langer’s #19.” You’re welcome.

Jody Gilbert is a treasure

I can count on one hand the number of MGM cartoons I’ve actually laughed at.

Happy birthday, indeed!

One of my absolute favorite plays.

“In my younger and more vulnerable days, my father called me Ishmael.”

Frank Fane thanks you.

This picture is just the best.

It’s breathtaking; especially Tony Bennett and Berle.

We’ll be all the way up to 74 on the coast.

Do you mean the time the Hooterville Players performed “The Beverly Hillbillies” with Oliver as Jethro and Lisa as Granny?

Tell it to the Bee.

All these years, I thought it was “givin’ such a comfort.”

“I’ll connect you, numbskull.” (Slap!)

I thought it was okay, but yeah …

I’m looking forward to your teamup with Cowboy Wally.

He’s especially good in “Shadow of a Doubt,” and makes me wish he’d worked with Hitchcock.

So it’ll be like the news on channel 5?

Frankly, that’s the only way to deal with In-N-Out.

I assume that also knocks out the reference to R. H. Macy in “Harvey and Sheila.”

What a dope.