The streets taste like malort in honor of seattle cocktail week

Oh no I’ve been perceived

Did I just take a shot straight from the bottle from the bartender standing on the bar maybe

You know it’s bad when you feel relief that someone finally blocked you

I’m so leaving work 2pm

I’m so carsick

hell yeah

I need an edible or bevvy today for sure

Pulled up next to a car and the driver is lighting a fat blunt

* I could run over so many men in this thing *

My Lyft is a fucking Tesla and he’s taken me off-roading instead of on the actual highway!??????

Pray for me I’m being forced to pick up a truck for work and I haven’t driven a 16 footer in a while

Just me because I have wishlists

🫩

I have the urge to defend myself but also

It’s a whole novel and I don’t have time today

I don’t have time for this cause I gotta go to work

with being the same as a bot? Look at all my posts and replies does it look like the same thing? seattledaddy77 2m • •• Whether bot or real person, in my experience when someone presents themselves as looking for friends/ boyfriends, but their profile or linktree consists of how to send them money, the truth is they are looking for customers rather than connection. So the distinction is that you work harder at it than if you used a bot. Still zero-to-low likelihood that anyone who pays to play will ever meet you for even a coffee date. Top v A seattledaddy77 now So when you join the anti-bot dog-pile, I question your motives and feel the urge to point out hypocrisy. Are you anti-bot because they are your competitors?

lol

This man follows me on Instagram and threads

seattledaddy77 3m ... + So your linktree having five different ways to send you money or gifts is somehow NOT asking people to send money and gifts? A screenshot of my links Treat Me CashApp: $kimberlyhi : Venmo: kimberlymarie : ko-fi.com : Gift Me Throne Gifts fr : Amazon Wishlist :

I’m trying to understand his thinking here

It was not

I think we all know right? Right?

My brain hurts and I’m tired of being put in the same box as a bot

Someone liked his post and I’m like wait what

What in the hell is this 💀

Am I wrong on this not being the same thing or am I just losing my mind at this point

Oh no

For some reason he still follows me

If someone posts anything asking "What's one thing everybody should know about moving to Seattle" or "Just moved to Seattle, yay!" or anything of those flavors: I beg of you. PLEASE check the profile before you engage. Most of these posts are being made by dos and it's getting out of control. We're smarter than this. kimberlypdx 8h Ok but SEATTLE & the 9 •... seattledaddy77 4h ... Your link tree is all about how people can "spoil you" by sending you money or buying you gifts. Whether bot or human, you are exactly what the original poster is talking about.

I am once again asking for an explanation on how this is the same thing as being a fake bot account but maybe I am a bot

I’m very upset that it’s Monday and I have to go to work