You're describing a Catholic school.

I have a big setup but just end up using one horizontal and one vert most of the time.

Any kind of longform articles or documents are better that way, and it helps when I'm doing any kind of coding, terminal, or org work.

I hope this works as well or better than it does for me!

I see you've learned the truth.

The future is half vertical.

Oh this is neat

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Now I got Duane and Brand0 stuck in my brain

Now you can add the epilog from your love interest's perspective that reveals that She's a space alien, and a second epilogue that show that scene is from the side characters friend fic.

They don't want us to talk about our wages, which is exactly why we should.

Also 80k, good for you. Get yours!

It's the same in all industries.

If they get too much they'll think they're unrelatable

If they get too little they'll think they're not worthy

The publishers hold the cards, and that makes everyone else afraid to play with an open hand

I aspire that your courage should be mundane.

America!

Where everything was built in the 60s.

I would love to jump in on another read too!

Might have to get two copies and put them in the back of my kids closets for when they grow up

Neat

Does he get a new black suit in this one too?

I don't think enough people advocate for the friend zone.

The friend zone has a couch
The friend zone has video games
The friend zone has people who want to chill and hang out and talk about their passions.
It has Rod Sterling telling stories in black and white.

Big fan of the friend zone

“Yo — Imma stop you right there, fuck-face. It’s Cuomo time.”

"The fuck do you know about Cuomo's life? Cuomo's got plans. Get the fuck out of here."

Cuomo. God this shit writes itself.

Who the fuck is Cuno?

This is already fucked up

He said some mean things about my home town.

He wasn't completely wrong, but it's something I'm having a hard time looking past.

Its when people don't have a legacy that they think it's important to protect.

It reads to me that George is "A dad, and oh yeah, he made some movies a while ago" and that's his legacy he takes pride in.

Pornography?!

On the Internet?!

The Hell You Say!

@hopeengel.com if I could concentrate for long enough, I would very much like to write a story like this.

I don't think I could stick to the bit. I'd get distracted.

I do think a modern comedy slasher film called "Nobody listens to Women" has strong bones.

It's like "don't look up"

Jeanine, it kind of rhymes.

Yeah, I think you're making a big deal out of nothing. With her accent, it does kind of rhyme.

"A man has died! Doesn't anyone care?"

Yeah, no thoughts and prayers. But when does the next single come out?

What I'm saying is, when she sings, "this is not a metaphor", it means this is not a metaphor!

Listen to this, "i'll drag you through the street and hang you from the light post on 23rd and Broadway. I'll open your chest so everyone can see the heart you denied to me."

It doesn't even rhyme!

We have a Hannah Montana style pop singer. She is our Kassandra of Delphi.

She comes out with new songs, mysteriously the men that they're about end up dying horrifically.

Everyone believes this coincidence, except (lit)Janine Garofalo correctly surmising that the pop star is the serial killer.

Don't trust anyone over 30.

Even me.

Especially me.

Women who blast Cindy Lauper and Alanis Morrisette at 2am in a suburban garage lined with plastic, casually torturing and dismembering their victims

Half German half Atlantian?

Georgia is a thing, maybe it's a 3rd act reveal?

Don't have a story like that, but I like the vibe you bring.

Your write fun.

There's a car bra