Tomorrow the City of Renton opens up its Budget Survey and I know yall are gonna throw ass about it right?

My allies have abandoned me for the promise of various shit

Google has fallen so far from grace I no longer even say “imma google that” I say “I’ll look that up”

What if in place of the sinking ship garage I made an actual sinking ship building with masts and a deck and I turned it into a childcare facility?

based af

And only one of the 10 year olds should know baseball. The other one is there with a totally unknown agenda

For one game this season the mariners should let some 10 year olds take over commentating for like 5 minutes just to see what’ll happen

dance like nobody’s watching, post like everyone has already muted you

If i die trying to kick the mirror of a car parked in the bike lane that would be a beautiful death

Nudibranch sounds like a great name for either a lunch meat or the coolest sea animal you’ve ever seen

Bollard University. Graduated top of my class

I know who did this to my discover page

Gonna start dating again soon anyone know what makes a person hot?

If I’m walking you can’t hit on me if you’re in your car without it being harassment so become a pedestrian so when you chat me up on similar ground I’ll actually give u my number

No fair. Why does the moon get to hit your eye like a pizza pie?

Doctor Baran Al-Hashimi written in the style of the TMNT logo

If they gave me the key to the city I’d swallow it

Meme with a photo of a fountain drink machine with a cup sitting under two nozzles (red and blue), a hand pushing both buttons at once and liquid coming from both nozzles. The blue (left) drink is labelled "grateful for the insight I have gained from all my experiences" and the red (right) drink is labelled "still thinks some of that sh*t should not have happened". The hand is labelled "me".

A screenshot Rafiki the mandrill holding up baby Simba the lion from The Lion King (1994). In all-caps impact text, Simba is labelled "Photos I took when I moved in of the burnt spot in the linoleum that my landlord wants to take my deposit over" and Rafiki is labelled, "Me."

It’s Taurus Tube Time baby

Furnitubes please make bollard merch you haw no idea how much market there is for bollard merch

I’m Ashdown Bollard pleased to meet you

Bell Bollard Bell Bollard simple and reliable traffic management solution for highways and public spaces. Made from durable cast iron.

Pick your fighter

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@gaudeeznutz.bsky.social I swear to god there is a company called Furnitubes that makes street furniture should we ask them for merch

Orca with speech bubble saying “Apartments are fine actually”

im like eminem if he was a dutch t girl

Having to the tell the client the color they should use is called Stolen Kiss with a straight face

Slurping up all the water in Elliot Bay so me and the boys can go tide pooling

jokes on them I’m still here