Or, and this would be even funnier in an ancient curse sort of way, maybe she’s been chosen by the administration to distract from the Iran debacle but is using the wrong speech?

So. Does the statement Melania read yesterday mean she’s figured out a way around the prenup?

They have loom parts, but they look at you funny when you ask for them.

Silver lining to the gas price increase? Maybe they’ll start making light trucks again.

Truth.

The arrogant disregard of value is the work of the very rich. That's how their abuse of children feels normal.
A media network is an easy kill.

Ugh. I have a list of books I don’t recommend to students and I’ll put that one on it.

Seriously cool! Now I’ll have to look for the dates, I won’t be able to help myself.

So has the Danish Army formed an Abraham Lincoln brigade yet?

I would so watch that.

I would buy that book.

👏👏👏. I love it!

The Charlie Brown sweater from hell…

He needs scritches!

Every day. I find myself watching them more and more, for my peace of mind.

He’s singing the song of his people!

I love this so much. I would buy a print if you can make them available.

So the Trump administration is trying to cut off anti-terrorism funding. Is he hoping for an attack so he can cancel elections?

Release the Epstein files. Also, release the Homan files.

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Jimmy Kimmel's Monologue now has 14.3 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube.

It would be a shame for you to share it

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Wait, did Grindr really crash again during the funeral yesterday?

And release the Epstein files.

Where can I listen to Jimmy Kimmel now? Does he have a podcast?

Feeling afraid? Want to go buy a gun?

Cui bono? *Putin (and others who want to see us fall) laughs in kompromat *

You’re doing his job for him.

Isn’t this the way the Russians do it? I mean, these people are Russian tools, so I’ll bet Putin put them up to it. A working US Army is not what these people want.

Oh, thank God. Yeah, Apple, go for the 5 years.

I would buy a screaming basket and supply the screaming.

This fits with my theory that if you step into the place and it doesn’t look like it’s two points from being shut down, leave before you order, the food is no good.

I can hear that cat as each one is launched. So very cat.

Okay, now that’s revenge.

Wait, didn’t Trump fire all the immigration officials who handled immigration hearings? And now he’s complaining about immigration hearings? Do I have that right?