Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a cartoon of a girl in a purple dress dancing on a pink surface . Alt: Cartoon of a girl from the Peanuts in a purple dress happy dancing side to side

OUR UNION WAS VOLUNTARILY RECOGNIZED!!! 🎉

Thank you everyone who helped support us! Onwards and upwards to contract!!

@cleanwaterunion.bsky.social ❤️💧✊

PRESS RELEASE: Immigrants Launch Multi-Unit Hunger Strike at Baldwin Detention Center, Protesting Dire Conditions and Unconstitutional Captivity For Immediate Release: Tuesday, April 21st, 2026 Contact: No Detention Centers in Michigan, info@nodetentioncentersmi.org Baldwin, MI — Citing dangerous conditions, a lack of adequate food and medi…

NEW: Immigrants at the largest Midwest ICE detention center in Baldwin MI are beginning a hunger strike.

One person has died there since the privately owned prison re-opened in June 2025 from what his family believes is medical neglect.

#AbolishICE

nodetentioncentersmi.org/2026/04/21/p...

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

Folks are sleeping on what is going on in North Carolina.

It's really not good.

The emergence of Kevin, who can find none of the nuts he buried but sees lots of seedlings.

IT’S ELECTION DAY 📢

Virginia, stop Trump’s power grab, vote YES.
#VoteYesVirginiaToday

That... is a fantastic teaser. Holy crap.

Turns out, going outside when it's sunny and having a silly little treat does make you feel better

qu'est-ce que c'est?

@lahahn29.bsky.social

Sure, sex is great, but have you ever tried a new recipe and it turned out flawless?

Ngl Kinnaman kinda terrified me in that. It's good though.

Wooly white husky puppy in dappled sunlight. her eyes, slightly squinted, are sky blue.

No, really. THIS FAAAACE.

Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, sitting in front of a window. The sun comes through sheer, textured curtains, illuminating half his face. Most of his body is blocked from view by a gray cat tree.

forget golden hour, its fishtopher hour

Okay so I know the first line is “Grab ya Glocks when you see Tupac.” That makes sense.

But the second line is really “Call the cops when you see Tupac” and not “Check ya clocks when you see Tupac”?!

I’ve been getting it wrong my whole life 😭

"i want to play right now" 🙂‍↕️

Dude looks like he's about to call for the destruction of the Jedi

Hand-knitted jumper, on display at the National Library of Scotland

What every well-dressed librarian is wearing @natlibscot.bsky.social

Theater kid? Last week your guy was pretending to be Jesus Christ.

This is not a drill. This is not a shop. This is real. Those crazy sons of bitches really did it.

Fluffy gray tabby holding down a cluster of multicolored feathers that are clipped to a wand. It’s about half a dozen feather toys we clipped together so we didn’t lose them - but he found it, and now it’s his favorite thing.

The Morning Monty picks up where he left off

Five raccoons sit on corner bench seating around a table.

one of us either needs to take grandma to the optometrist or tell her no more cats

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I think I’ve experienced enough lifetime trauma to justify becoming a serial killer and I’m honestly a little annoyed I turned out to be a people pleaser instead.

This one looks sassy, but not enough to startle me (today). 😄

the rents were watching Marshalls & i expected it be lackluster...but holy fuck the writing is bad

it's like every action/western movie cliche piece of dialogue was put into a hat & then pulled out at random...& honestly i've seen cardboard boxes w/better acting skills than these poor actors

Washtenaw County Prosecutor Eli Savit wins the Michigan Democratic Party endorsement for attorney general in a win for the party's progressive wing.