Send them an invoice.

Joe Rogan’s theory of politics being “I’m just a little podcast man who just asks questions” is starting to ring hollow even for some folks in his audience.

Word of day is ‘unasinous’ (17th century): united in stupidity.

A riff on ‘unanimous’: which comes from the Latin for ‘one mind’. ‘Unasinous’ means ‘one ass’.

Orbital was a beautiful book, but it is just list upon list.

quick, the farms are empty, let’s build some houses

I do love a light drizzle on a walk, not gonna lie - but anything heavier and I am jumping on that bus!

30 minutes I'd walk no hesitation, 1-hour I'd probably do it unless there's a door-to-door bus.

Balatro is only £10, and is worth every penny. No microtransactions, and some of the best fun you'll have playing a game on any device. Incredibly addictive though, so I can only apologise for the time you'll be losing.

A screenshot of the 'mute words or tags' feature on bluesky. The word being muted is 'Twitter' (highly recommended). It's being muted forever, on text and tags, excluding followed accounts.

This might be the best feature that any platform has added. Mute words!

Split in two: those who beg for bluesky followers; those worth following.

A bored SpongeBob flips on a chair, then slides off, ending up face down.

Just shut up about Twitter; let Bluesky be fun, not a new hate space.

No-one cares about 'Twitter OGs' or what those lightweights are saying.

Hold that old social feeling; was it just moaning about MySpace Tom?

Nah, it was about sharing good ideas and funny memes - less dread.

Sorry, I can't today
My fitbit is telling me
I've low readiness