the most important thing about this post is nothing to do with penises of any size whatsoever but the heart of bluesky itself; the most important thing about this post is that the immediate first quote tweet was someone making this about trump somehow lol

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

the problem with screenshotting posts to make fun of them is that the algorithm considers that an interaction that would indicate you want to see more of this shit. i do not want to see this

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

Idk if you’re a stomach sleeper but that first proper stomach sleep post top surgery >>>>>>

I don’t know who needs to this but there’s nothing wrong with getting a little horny at the art museum

Two folders on a desktop. One is titled "memes for if bottom surgery goes well" and one is titled "memes for if it grows back"

Hey kid, look up, can you believe?
Surprising myself, that version of me

Gamer Dog goes viral after being taught how to play League of Legends

The last three words of the headline turned the story from cute to animal abuse

????????

A friend of mine got d20s tattooed as nipples post surgery

i would NEVER look at a man’s doomed by the narrative boobs

And proud of it!!!!!

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the dua lipa of man

(3oh3 voice) flat chest….. single scar underneath

Wrong

piece of shit pot that is probably burning your rice right now

they say money doesn't buy happiness but that's because when people started saying it, this was the only kitchenwear you could buy

AAAA AAAAAA OH GOD AAAAAA

a weird belief that is held across basically all sectors of American life is that boy dollars and boy votes are better than girl dollars and girl votes and so if you have a lot of the latter you need to be constantly trying to exchange them for the former

[defunctland voice] A *powerful* rat named Charles Entertainment Kirk

the Couch

Mr Beast Voice: We showed ONE THOUSAND cis people I Saw the TV Glow and the asked them what was about after

Men are an error that can be fixed in basements.

I keep hitting “show media” on a photo of a penis dressed like a man with a penis by accident

becoming immune from outrage when encountering weapons-grade takes by slowly teaching myself how not to read

captcha that asks you to identify which posts are jokes before replying

emily in a black bra, with a chest tattoo showing the progression of a total solar eclipse in 7 phases

two years ago today i watched a total solar eclipse that kind of changed my life and helped lead to me getting on hrt and building a life i could actually love anyway here’s the tattoo i got of it