This is who runs this account

J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling X.com Hubby likes shoving soft boiled eggs up my vagina (I can hold 3) and then I squat down and lay the eggs like a hen and hubby will eat them coated with my juices

sorry, i had a vision & made it worse

My favorite doctor and companion

I love a condemned neighborhood

Fuck the gentrifiers

I want this place weird and off putting

MOM, STEPHEN STUCK HIS FINGER IN THE GHOST AGAIN.

dingle like a berry, noise like a fart

This one goes out to the 5 to 7 people who can see this!

TRUE LIES

"Why aren't you posting about Important Social Issue #2829???" Because if I try to post about every single nightmare currently going on in the world, I will be unable to function

Skye Blue is the wrestler who immediately appears on TV the second your mom enters the room. #AEWDynamite

Sick of shameless stupid people giving a bad name to those of us who are stupid AND somewhat ashamed

couple statements so my beliefs are clear:

- if you decide you’re trans, then you’re trans.

- neopronouns & xenogenders are hella cool.

- everyone should be able to get HRT if they want.

- you don’t need to medically transition or have dysphoria to be trans.

- liberation not assimilation.

When I finally become a bimbo

Marty: You ever watch history documentaries? Rust: I don't believe history documents past events. Rust: What we call history is an attempt to make sense of the consequences of hidden warfare between secret societies.

I'm back on my shit. Thirty three percent doomscrolll, thirty three percent shitpost, thirty three percent pure gooning. Behave accordingly.

In the Bluesky olden days the Skeet Man would haul the fresh skeets inside, right into the skeet box, and ma would smile and say it’s a modern wonderment how we can keep ‘em fresh to make our bangers all week long!

Jokes on you I take ‘Sick Fuck’ as a compliment

No Kings Day (Except for Brody)

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

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“Some of y’all cant handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows.”

how do we live in a world where saying “i believe no one should die due to lack of healthcare” is controversial

i saw rfk jr swimming through the chuck e. cheese ball pit like an eel