post a pic of yourself, wrong answers only

[Turn your volume up]

Water balloons are fun😅
🎵Lelo-Lole-Loleeee🎵

it had to be done

Close up of my chicken mask/hood and feather boa. My arms in “chicken wing” position, and wide expressive eyes showing through the mask.

Another full body shot of the chicken costume, with my arms in “chicken wing” position again

Cluck Cluck

Selfie with a closer view of the top half of my bunny costume. Bunny mask, bowtie, leather harness, and nipple pom-poms, all in white. I’m also smiling big and sticking my tongue out, with wide eyes to show off my orange contacts.

Perched sideways on all fours to show off the large cotton-ball tail above my butt. The big plastic carrot is back in my mouth.

Nyuck Nyuck

Btw, credit goes to @jowlsbbdoggo.bsky.social for commenting "Peter Cottonnipples" on a photomanip last year😅

Me in a very silly and kinky chicken costume: Chicken mask/hood, feathers on my shoulders and wrists, socks that look like bird legs, and a thong in the shape of a chicken.

More goofy kinky cosplay (circa Halloween ’24). I was a little birdbrained that day.🐔🐓

Me flexing as a kinky Easter Bunny- White bunny mask with big ears, fluffy nose, and bunny teeth. Big plastic carrot in my mouth. White leather chest harness and two white cotton poofs covering my nipples. Light gray paw-gloves and a light gray thong with a large bulge (it’s a water balloon 😅). Long gray and white socks with bunny feet

Peter CottonNipples wishes you a happy easter 🐰💪🏽

🫦🥴

Last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist

I immediately started imagining a zombie eating brains like it was a mukbang "this needs some more serotonin"

If I could draw I'd make a cartoon and name it Neurospicy

Did about six and a half of these over there weekend btw

Thanks🙏🏽 I later found out that some were recently reacting to "🅾️5️⃣©️🅰️®️ 🅱️3️⃣🅰️®️" being maga and transphobic, which surprised me cuz that came out over a year ago and I unfollowed back then.

Less confrontational- just start playing any music, maybe at a more considerate volume, but still loud enough to hear.

If they spot the pattern and confront you, just innocently say "I'd just rather listen to music than the yelling🤷"

I had a similar neighbor across the hall years ago. Blast "Shut Up" by the Black Eyed Peas whenever they start yelling.

a cartoon character is knitting a sweater while sitting on a pile of wood chips ALT: a cartoon character is knitting a sweater while sitting on a pile of wood chips

Threw out my back at crossfit today
🙃🥲🫠

This is so up your alley @robclarke00.bsky.social 🤣

Im in my own bubble a lot, and I'm gathering that SOMETHING happened, but idk what. I totally get why no one is mentioning by name. But if im unknowingly following him, please let me know so I can unfollow expeditiously

And if im not, thank goodness I missed that bullet🙃

Loosy Boosy

a person wearing a dog mask with holes in the nose ALT: a person wearing a dog mask with holes in the nose

Pupplay rant-

You can find buttplug tails for 5-10 dollars, but show tails are minimum 50 dollars?

More costly = put it on a belt

Extra cheap = insert it with an anal bulb (which is MORE MATERIAL btw), but if you wanna do other butt stuff you have to take it out and put it aside anyway

Remember:
Nuts & butts - Adult Content
Blood & guts - Graphic Media

Chat i have created something truly diabolical. It has made me lose my mind.

(It requires volume but bsky is evil so watch out)

BTW, I have a permanent farmer's tan from that day 🥴💀

Relating to this hard. Judging by the replies it doesn't seem like an uncommon feeling, but yeah... doesn't make it easier to come out of the shell

Random kinky idea just came to me: Penis-shaped cigar/blunt.

I feel like it should be possible, but someone would've done it already if that's the case. I mean, I've seen phallic bongs before, why not a vape or tobacco pipe. But I don't smoke, so I don't really know what I'm talking about 🤷🏽

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Watching this felt like going to therapy. I think I want to go out in clown like this someday. But I have some social anxiety issues to work through and I don't have a close friend group to push me in this way.

I need a new job and a new city. I need a new life.

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