It’s taken me days but I finally figured out where the man who shot the UHC CEO went

Just applied to be CEO of UnitedHealthcare

Saw my reflection for the first time today

(Me unhooking your bra) there better not be another one of these under here

Tucking my arm in my shirt in solidarity with my friend who lost his arm

Anyone on here checked out X yet? They’re low key doing something similar over there

Am I the first billionaire on this app?

I’m Elon Musk’s abandoned son btw

They’re calling me Mr Blue Sky