The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars
• It will be turned into a parody site of itself
• Has the support of the Sandy Hook families
“A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered"
(via Variety)
Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.
Treble Clef: here are the notes I hope you like them ☺️
Bass Clef: I moved all your stuff, good luck finding anything, Ds are Fs now fuck you
The Star-Spangled Banner - Dekkar
Gregg Turkington wearing angel wings with an unlit cigarette in his mouth
thank you for your service
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Reminder, here is how Skeleton is scored:
- the bones are their money
- so are the worms
- the bones equal dollars
- they will pull your hair up but not out
- all they want is another chance at life
Picture of a Teal shirt. There's a riverboat on it with a KC Blue Crew flag and it says "Rolling on the River KC Blue Crew"
Memberships are now live for the 2026 season! Join us as we prepare to be EVEN LOUDER AND EVEN ROWDIER
kcbluecrew.square.site
My dream is to be a college football coach and make 15 million dollars a year to yell at 19 year olds that they need to take the Bisquick Pancake & Baking Mix Bowl more seriously. My wife has a severe haircut, I cheat on her with several women named “Applebee’s Tami”
Great clip if you're trying to get your loved ones into Office Hours or Office Hours into your loved ones
The results are in! People hate AI! But not as much as they hate the people foisting it on them!
badger eating berries
important
Mulder saying "both claim to have been abducted by aliens"
Scully looking So So tired
That's it. That's the show.
The Prairie Band Potawatomi Nation has fired business leaders who accepted a federal contract to design immigration detention facilities. "Why we would ever participate in something that mirrors the harm and trauma once done to our people?” asked the tribal chairperson. (from Kansas Reflector)
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
and then if you're feeling generous yourself consider: @yellowfund.bsky.social, @innocenceproject.bsky.social, www.pcrf.net, @kclibrary.bsky.social or your own library, etc.🎁🎁🎁
If you really want to understand selfless and unflinching generosity this #GivingTuesday all you have to do is read Marionswish.com.
a giant Godzilla figure decorated with Christmas lights like a tree
Japan understands the true spirit of Christmas
cone of shame vs cone of delight
Ruffy, a large white pit mix, and Beau, a small black pitty something look back at the camera
The Gal Pal Sports advisory board
"New Contract" graphic for LaBonta through 2028
CELLY QUEEN IS HERE TO STAY 👑
Lo signs a new contract with the club through 2028 ✍️
Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse
Happy Halloween🎃👻
It's On Cinema at the Cinema at the Manor!
Old El Paso Ramen and Totinos Ramen
Exciting cross cultural events are happening at walmart
We planned. You came. We celebrated. You rode. But what about those Grand Opening posters? Hop on the #kcstreetcar & pick 1 up for FREE at the Visit KC Visitor's Center at 1111 Main St, Tuesday-Friday, 10am-3pm. There are 2 sizes, 12"x16" + 18"x24". Supplies are limited; 1 poster per person, pls.
Friday is the day! The KC Streetcar will throw a party to celebrate the opening of the Main Street southern extension. And then it's ready to ride.
Happy Transit Expansion Eve to all that celebrate
