The brief Crush City hype of Lambert during spring training has my expectations way too high for tonight. Surely disappointment isn’t imminent

How should Texas fans feel about the OL going into the season? On paper, the skill positions are loaded, but even with the portal adds on the line it feels like they are one injury away from disaster

Real shame Dickson was robbed of becoming the first Texas Bowl & Super Bowl MVP

The ruination of the United States is accelerating. We can't let it happen.

Texas Stars whipping some ass tonight

I would hate to be an Aggie right now

It’s great to be mad after a win again. Should of beat Vandy by 30 but a win is a win

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Dear New Mexico:

He had 3.03 yards per attempt and it somehow felt worse than that

I forgot how much longer the weeks are in the fall between College Football Saturdays. I’m legit having withdrawals and it’s only Wednesday

If they need new ideas for torturing people they should consider replaying the same ads nonstop like they do on the MLB app radio broadcasts

Hope you’re right! We definitely stand to benefit more from dudes getting healthy than making trades

Only piece missing now is an MLB starter. If the #Astros have proven anything over the last decade is they can turn water into wine when it comes to pitchers, so just find someone to be the number 3 and we’re cooking with gas

People say Opening Day should be a national holiday, but after today I’m thinking it should actually be the trade deadline

Future scientists will study how this Astros roster managed to become the best team in baseball

Legacy teams shouldn’t be allowed to do City Connect jerseys. These Dodgers jersey’s are an abomination compared to their traditional home unis

Such a bummer. It had to be done, but it’s a real shame he could never quite get it together

LMJ out-dueling Paul Skenes is the best moment of the season regardless of how the rest of this game plays out #Astros

CHRISTIAN #WALKOFF

@Astros win!

It’s amazing what happens when the big bats actually deliver

I have no idea how the Astros keep it up but hot damn am I grateful for taking 3 against the M’s

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a political decision unite Orangebloods quite like the proposed THC ban. Dan Patrick did the impossible

The man may have hated the idea of Austin being the state capitol, but his take on chili (and secession) make him a redeemable character in my book

Wish they could’ve pushed Hunter Brown’s start a day so he didn’t have to suffer through these ticky tack wind-aided homers

I think I could even steal a base on these Astros catchers

At first glance it looks like birds are swarming downtown Houston